Holding on to Duran Duran songs is another sign of being over the hill.
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I don't want to get old.
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 Zzunk |
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Posts: 3883 (08/30/08 6:10 PM) Registered User |
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 Vicconius |
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Posts: 12815 (08/30/08 6:13 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
And she's hungry like the cougar.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 5215 (08/30/08 6:13 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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No veins, but it cost me a small fortune to get those AM/FM implants last month.
and Duran Duran jumped the shark? Why didn't anybody tell me? |
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Vicconius |
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Posts: 12816 (08/30/08 6:17 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
Excuse me while I ponder how you tune them.
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Zzunk |
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Posts: 3884 (08/30/08 6:19 PM) Registered User |
Jumped the shark? More like paler than a great white shark.
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 20640 (08/30/08 6:20 PM) MESS member |
Rolling Stones fan still here - I can remember when Keith Richards wasn't skaggy looking
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 5216 (08/30/08 6:22 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Poor Simon ain't looking so well.
And to think I was to make him my groom when I finally turned 21 and flew off to hang with the celebs. Dodged that bullet. |
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 8310 (08/30/08 6:34 PM) Registered User |
All the moisturizer on Earth isn't going to stop the Second Law Of Thermodynamics from acting upon you.
And don't get me started on exfoliating microbeads. What a scam! At our age, we require a Dremel with a full set of attachments -- MINIMUM. Sometimes I just take nap in my buddy's garage and use his belt sander as a pillow. Once the scabs fall off, I look pretty good for at least a week. If you shop for a premium grave-site NOW and plan your funeral well in advance you'll start to feel better about things. You can then focus not so much on your impending death but on the cessation of your menses and the resulting cuntiness that will alienate you from every other living being except other women who are starting to dry up at the same time as you. |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 20642 (08/30/08 6:36 PM) MESS member |
it does not make all of us cunty
sobs quietly in corner |
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merkyl |
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Posts: 57551 (08/30/08 6:36 PM) Registered loser |
So, you gonna post them puppies or not?
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 8311 (08/30/08 6:42 PM) Registered User |
Poor little fallopian tubes... no more eggses to catch. So... very... lonely. Waving their tendrils in the darkness... waiting for all eternity.
But the eggs won't come. Where have they all gone? No more blood-rich lining to slough away. But in return, at least you get a lustrous mustache. |
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StaredownSally |
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Posts: 691 (08/30/08 6:43 PM) |
yeah, he's looking pretty good.
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Vicconius |
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Posts: 12818 (08/30/08 6:46 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
merkyl wrote: CBR is always posting her puppies. Everybody has seen them. |
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Surge22 |
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Posts: 2125 (08/30/08 6:46 PM) Registered user |
I played Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas" a few mins ago in the middle of this summer heat wave. God, how I love this song! Pure pop
perfection.
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numb |
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Posts: 292 (08/30/08 6:49 PM) |
wtf are veins?
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TroubleInTampa |
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Posts: 3896 (08/30/08 7:00 PM) Registered user |
Get a chemical peel. They work for a while.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 5217 (08/30/08 7:00 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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ZEUS AND APOLLO!!!!!
and shut the fuck up Scruffy. You would totally be the Betty White to my Bea Arthur if OT was a sitcom. pwnt (is that how it's spelt?) |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 20643 (08/30/08 7:02 PM) MESS member |
well, the mustache and chin hairs are an ongoing battle
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TC |
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Posts: 484 (08/30/08 7:02 PM) I Need A Clue
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The more moisturizer you use, the more you have to use. It's like a flu shot. It makes you more likely to have dry skin. A good diet and enough sun and
excercise, and you dont' need to moisturize as much. Except your face.
Getting old is what you make of it. |
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Beefcake |
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Posts: 1321 (08/30/08 7:03 PM) Registered User |
I'm glad I'm not a chick. I'll just get more distinguished as I age.
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- The Dump
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
