I don't want to get old.

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Penelope McBagpipe	I don't want to get old.	Lead	[-]
Posts: 5211 (08/30/08 5:38 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	When I turned 38 this year I was bummed out and got the "You're still young and have (get this) your whole life ahead of you" speech from ma and pa, but I call bullshit. Here's how I know it's all downhill from here: 1) I actually researched the Osteoporosis the other day "just in case" 2) I use more ounces of moisturizer a day than water that I drink for fear of the Wrinkle Goblin getting my sorry ass. I no doubt smell like my grandmother used to smell to me when I was a kid. 3) I'm starting to watch FRASIER RERUNS Knit one - Pearl two can only be next. So when do those "mid life" crisis things actually kick in and do I get a new sports car because of it?
merkyl		#1	[-]
Posts: 57542 (08/30/08 5:40 PM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I bet you smell old.
CBRetriever		#2	[-]
Posts: 20635 (08/30/08 5:42 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	wrinkles will get you unless you pull a Joan Rivers and I'm getting grumpy 'cause they don't make good movies any more
Trixie Delight		#3	[-]
Posts: 25490 (08/30/08 5:42 PM) put Angel in the corner Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OOooh, don't laugh or cough. ::poise pads::
Penelope McBagpipe		#4	[-]
Posts: 5212 (08/30/08 5:43 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I bet you smell old. Thank God for Prince Matchabelli or that actually might be true. that was for merkyl's usually lovely reply. I wouldn't have to edit if I was quicker on the draw.
Misery Chastain		#5	[-]
Posts: 97 (08/30/08 5:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Unfortunately PeePee, we all have to learn to be content and happy to live as a wrinkly old woman whom no one looks at.
Sloansalad		#6	[-]
Posts: 3056 (08/30/08 5:44 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How come you never put in this much effort toward not getting fat?
pussycow		#7	[-]
Posts: 2984 (08/30/08 5:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	getting fat will probably help with the wrinkles. stretch out the skin and whatnot
merkyl		#8	[-]
Posts: 57545 (08/30/08 5:46 PM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Look at the bright side, with each passing year you being barren becomes less and less of a stigma.
CBRetriever		#9	[-]
Posts: 20637 (08/30/08 5:46 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	misery, way to destroy your peace accord efforts - slamming the older posters here will cost you support
Misery Chastain		#10	[-]
Posts: 98 (08/30/08 5:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Papa always said there are 2 things you should never talk about with other people -- politics and religion. Apparently making fun of old people is A-OK.
Vicconius		#11	[-]
Posts: 12809 (08/30/08 5:50 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Don't worry. The mom jeans give it away before you even get close enough to see the wrinkles. yw!
CBRetriever		#12	[-]
Posts: 20638 (08/30/08 5:50 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	sticks tongue out as misery, then dead zones her j/k
Trixie Delight		#13	[-]
Posts: 25492 (08/30/08 5:52 PM) put Angel in the corner Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	pussycow wrote: getting fat will probably help with the wrinkles. stretch out the skin and whatnot That's what Zsa Zsa Gabor always said. It's either your face or your ass. Your choice.
Penelope McBagpipe		#14	[-]
Posts: 5213 (08/30/08 5:56 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So yeah, still wondering if I get a token Camaro or something for pushing 40 or if I actually have to take out a loan to pick one up.
Shagnanigans		#15	[-]
Posts: 266 (08/30/08 5:56 PM) I'm not drunk Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The truest sign of aging is that you think complaining about your failing body parts is interesting.
Lila Fowler		#16	[-]
Posts: 433 (08/30/08 6:00 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What's that song you boomers used to sing . . . "Hope I die before I get old..." ??? Payback's a bizznitch.
Vicconius		#17	[-]
Posts: 12812 (08/30/08 6:00 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Camaro is for middle aged guys. Women start dressing like teens and getting their baps out.
Penelope McBagpipe		#18	[-]
Posts: 5214 (08/30/08 6:07 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	wtf is a bap? Whatever it is, I officially want one. Oh well, as long as I'm young enough to do cartwheels up and down the hallway to old Duran Duran songs I guess I'm still in the good.
merkyl		#19	[-]
Posts: 57548 (08/30/08 6:09 PM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Are your boobs veiny yet?
Vicconius		#20	[-]
Posts: 12814 (08/30/08 6:10 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Baps=boobs. Are they veiny yet?

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