Jerry is talking about season 9 again, and he still can't remember Sharon's name. Well, he does, but he isn't sure that her name. He remembers Natalie though and now he's saying about how they put absolute FILTH on AD with that group.
Skippy is showing us the DR door. You could briefly hear Dan say, "Where I'd put..." then it cut and it's just the door. Dan comes out and says Who wants to see my HOH room? but nobody is out there, so he says, I guess not. He goes outside and says it again, but adds, a "Or what?"
So off we go to the land of Dan photoshopped pictures (according to Michelle and Ollie, so I'm kidding.). Memphis says, "So what are we going to see, more pictures of Monica?" They go inside and Memphis shouts, "IT'S MONICA ALL OVER THE PLACE!" The first picture Dan sees is one of his grandfather and he picks it up. "He was a very special man," Dan says. Jerry asks where the Monica pictures are and Dan says they are over here.
In Dan's basket is a little stuffed tiger. Keesha points out a picture of Dan's sister, Kelly, "Is that your sister?" Dan confirms. Keesha asks Dan about his grandfather and Dan says that's his mother's father and he was a very special man who died of cancer from asbestoes. (Aw, Dan. So did my Dad.) Sorry. Anyway, they have some of Dan's pictures as a kid and he had blonde hair as a baby. Jerry keeps looking at all the pictures of Dan's sister. "Is this your sister?" "Yes, Jerry." "And is this her here?" Yes, Jerry." Methinks Jerry is smitten with Kelley.
Dan got a Karate Kid headband in his basket. Memphis puts it on and starts with the ACTING. Keesha is excited that Dan got Snickers. Jerry is excited that Dan got BEER! "I DIDN'T GET ANY BEER!" Keesha reminds him he got wine. Jerry does not seem appeased.
Also in Dan's basket...More gatorade.
Gotta stop, he's reading a letter from his sister and his mom. They congratulate him on winning HOH again and that his mom wants to know since when did he start doing the dishes. His sister tells him she's broke up with that guy, so Dan needs to stop talking about him. Also, there was a P.S. "Thank Renny from all of us for finally giving you a haircut." Damn. I just got misty and so did Keesha. There's a note from his dad that just said he thought Dan looked cool as an astronaught. Also a letter from his mother, saying that it might be snowing by the time he gets home. And that to keep playing it as a game.
Another grandma mention, this time saying she STILL doesn't get it, but she likes telling everybody that she is BB Dan's grandma in Vegas. He's told that the NFL Lion's games keep getting BB bumped in Michigan. Says that Kelly and Monica have become good friends and that Kelly has dumped that guy, so STOP talking about him...hee, that's twice he was told to shut up about that. His mom goes on to say that Memphis is cool and Keesha is funny and even Jerry... (that's what his mom put after Jerry an ellipsis. Hee.) Dan reads it as "Even Jerry, dot, dot, dot." Jerry is all...what?? Dan keeps reading and his mom says he should know about elders because of his grandma or something like that.
Back to examining Dan's basket, he got some Heinekens. Dan is looking at his grandma's wedding picture. Dan says it's very cool. They keep teasing him over his kiddie pictures. One of them is of Dan playing pee wee football. Dan says it was the Midland league football. Aw, there's a big picture of Dan and Monica in the bathroom. He says that's such good news, he's so happy about his sister. Keesha says I told you she'd get over that guy...so STOP talking about her. They all chuckle. Apparently Kelley was engaged to that guy.
There's some more pictures, these are from his uncle's wedding. Dan says they are all 'posed' pictures for the wedding. Jerry comments that his Dan looks stoic but his mom is smiling. They're making fun of some of Dan's kiddie pictures where he looked kinda chunky. Jerry says Dan had fat cheeks.
Memphis and Keesha go downstairs for fish food. Memphis says Ashley is gonna be pissed off that he never got her pictures. Memphis says if it happened to anybody, he was glad it was him because he can 'handle' it. Memphis says maybe they interviewed her or something, so she might have gotten some face time. (Aw, Memphis, it happened tonight.) Keesha says it's just easier when you can hear from someone on the outside, it helps. Memphis says he's sure it does. Keesha says, "And we have no idea what she looks like!" Memphis: "You'll see her soon."
Keesha is wondering what Renny is doing right now. Memphis says Renny is probably at the hotel, ordering a cocktail. Keesha wonders if they'll let her have one. Memphis thinks they probably will, but in the jury house they probably limit it. Memphis says they probably know when we're done at least. Cause it wouldn't make any difference to them. He wonders if the last evicted person goes to the jury house because they get to stay a couple of days. (Not sure about that, Memphis.)
Cut to HOH room, Jerry is saying, "I'm still here, who knows." Dan says, "Yeah, it could be Judas and Jerry at the end." Jerry says "Don't bring that up. It's over." He uses his age as an excuse for saying the Judas Goat stuff. "I'm old. Look, I fell in the pool." Jerry starts talking about his grandkids. Dan says yeah, it must be great when you reach the point where what you have matters less than the people in your life. Jerry tells him to enjoy his room. Dan tells him he's welcome to come up there anytime he wants. Jerry says he'll be up there to chat if Dan doesn't mind. He starts to leave, but Keesha and Memphis come back in, so Jerry sits down, while Dan feeds the fish.
They start talking about how many times they got to have the room, Keesha says, "Well I had the storage room, so that was unique." They're now watching the fish eat, apparently they are ravenous.
Dan's CD is the Killers. The last one on his list was Frank Sinatra. Jerry starts talking about Benny Goodman. He says Goodman was the last one on his list. Now Jerry is talking about big band guys like Tommy Dorsey...etc. Close shot of the stuffed tiger while Keesha sits next it. It's not a tiger, it's a leopard cause it has spots. (I am so unobservant.) Anyway, the stuffed critter is cute.
Jerry thinks the juror who will be the most bitter is Michelle because she took the game so hard. This brings silence in response. Back from the break and Keesha is telling a story about Renny screaming at Dan in the dark for pulling on her leg, when really is was Keesha. Jerry brings up that he would NEVER have a room like this as his decor. He doesn't like the plastic pillars. Dan asks if they think they look metal on TV. They agree that it probably does. Keesha says remember when we first came in here and we thought it was so cool. "We were all like Oooooooo." They talk about how bright it is in there. There are 42 light bulbs in there. Jerry says there are 46, but in a normal home people would have at most four to six.
Jerry brings up, "Do you realize out of 10 HOH's we have had six of them." Memphis points out that he hasn't contributed to that. Jerry says, yeah, but you are still here. And they're back to talking about Dan's pictures. Dan asks if they think his sister looks like his mom or his dad. Jerry says he doesn't think she looks like his mom, she looks more like Dan. And she has his dad's mouth. Memphis is sitting in a weird position, it's very crotch exposing. Jerry points out yet another picture of Kelly. He says, "Wow, she changes her hair a LOT." Now he points out another one and he says "She looks a little thinner there." The others kind of groan and Dan says Kelley is very conscious of her weight. Keesha says all girls are.
Dan is called to the DR. He tells him they can stay up there if they want, but they all decide to leave. As they go down the stairs Dan says to Memphis, "How cool was that bandanna?" Memphis agrees it was very cool. Peepaw heads to the sink to wash some more dishes.





