This is the SECOND TIME I've run into this in the last year.
So this girl I work with comes up to me, hands me some papers and we're talking and I'm like, "Wow is your eye ever red" at which point she
told me she has the pink eye. I already touched her goopy papers!!!!
WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON SPREADING THE MOST CONTAGIOUS BUG ON EARTH
I just soaked my hands in Purell and drank some for good measure. If my eyeball ends up going wonky there will be hell to pay.
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People with pink eye STAY THE FUCK HOME!!!!
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People with pink eye STAY THE FUCK HOME!!!! |
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I love angry PeePee
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Time to buy a cactus for Cracky.
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I think I maight have a shingle under my left eye.
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Posts: 3851 (08/28/08 11:00 AM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
Maybe you'll get lucky and it'll turn into periorbital cellulitis and it will spread to her brain and she'll die. That'll show her!
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Posts: 4654 (08/28/08 11:08 AM) Registered user |
Better squirt some of that Purell into your eyes, just to be on the safe side.
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Posts: 2025 (08/28/08 11:09 AM) Registered User |
If your eyeball does go wonky, you'll be able to fill in for Starring Amy.
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Trixie was right.
The only way to get through life is to wear a surgical mask and gloves at all times while throwing accusatory looks at anyone who walks too close to you. |
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Posts: 9121 (08/28/08 11:12 AM) Registered User |
Wearing safety goggles protect your eyeballs from syphillis-ish diseases.
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Mebbers I shouldn't judge so quickly. If I actually get it, I can head to my doc's, grab a "don't go anywhere for a week bitch" note and
have me some free vacation.
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Posts: 32909 (08/28/08 11:44 AM) Registered user |
Depends on the fuckfaces you work for. I remember in my old job we just sat at whatever terminal was available. When I called in sick with pinkeye they STILL
asked if I couldn't possibly come in. I said yeah I COULD but if I did I would be wiping my pussy hands all over every keyboard I could find. Dopes
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Posts: 14907 (08/28/08 11:50 AM) super badass |
wait wait wait...go back to that "pussy hands" thing.
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I'm sorry you're about to get The Pink Eye, PeePee
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Posts: 14909 (08/28/08 11:55 AM) super badass |
BRING BACK BUCK JOHNSON!!!
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Posts: 8605 (08/28/08 11:57 AM) Registered user |
Has she gotten meds for that crap yet? Pink eye is horrific but easily cured.
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Posts: 5719 (08/28/08 11:58 AM) Registered User |
Unless it travels to the brain.
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Thank you for remembering me. I know it's been a long time. Long like a Johnson, long like a Buck Johnson. |
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Posts: 14912 (08/28/08 12:00 PM) super badass |
It's like when the needle hits the vein. Thanks.
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Posts: 14913 (08/28/08 12:01 PM) super badass |
Unless it travels to the brain. yeah um...somehow I think we're ok on that one. |
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