So this vegan chick works in my office. I flirt with her sometimes, but only because we like the same sort of music (generally) and hate the same people
(generally). I've thought about nailing her but she'd probably want to talk about it afterwards, and since I really doubt any chicks become vegans who
weren't raped by their uncles, I decided not to.
Today she was going on and on about how her new boyfriend is a 'raw vegan' and will not eat cooked food. She also talked about how he showed her this video of people who's diabetes was supposedly cured by switching over to this raw vegan thing. She was like, "yeah, it seemed odd at first (the difference between raw vegan and regular retard), but my new boyfriend says it's great for you, so you know." It was one of those "I have trouble forming and holding opinions of my own"-type of 'so you know's.'
I replied, "Hope you never date a cannibal."
She laughed.
I laughed... at her.
Today she was going on and on about how her new boyfriend is a 'raw vegan' and will not eat cooked food. She also talked about how he showed her this video of people who's diabetes was supposedly cured by switching over to this raw vegan thing. She was like, "yeah, it seemed odd at first (the difference between raw vegan and regular retard), but my new boyfriend says it's great for you, so you know." It was one of those "I have trouble forming and holding opinions of my own"-type of 'so you know's.'
I replied, "Hope you never date a cannibal."
She laughed.
I laughed... at her.
