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star jumper |
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101 cheap SSBM victories for Ken
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kr3wman |
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Thailandsurvivor wrote: It's the guy Ken destroys (hence the name KEN BEASTIN CHILLIN) In the video you posted. |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Thailandsurvivor |
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star jumper wrote:Come on man cheap? So what? I'd shoot someone for the money he makes by just playing a game. |
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star jumper |
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Why you crying now? Suck it up now and go back to bashing this fucker.
You almost ruined my great mood. |
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trickmind |
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Posts: 190 (08/28/08 1:46 AM) Dragonslayer |
Kitty Pryde1 said
If he's like Skinny Ryan, then I'm rooting for him. Skinny Ryan was my favorite Morgan. That's like saying he's your favorite tard at the IHC convention. Starjumper said He has Skinny Ryan written all over him. Cassidy666 said Giving support to the gameplaying nerd! He should be fun to watch. He won't last long enough to be fun to watch, but he may get to see snot coming out of his nose. |
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Fine. Here's a quote from their message board.
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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I'm not crying. I'm confused. o.o;
And for the record, those "people" find this cumguzzling whore attractive:
Talk about having low standards here. she looks like fucking jailbait. |
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Thailandsurvivor |
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trickmind wrote: Bash the SSB guys if you want, but take that shit to the hate thread. |
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kr3wman |
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This thread and the thread at smashboards are full of lulz.
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star jumper |
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Doesn't they way they tape survivor mean that every episode is done already, except for the Finale, which is going to be live? It took them 22 pages to figure this out. |
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Thailandsurvivor |
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kr3wman wrote: Keep posting here man. I'm enjoying it. We're both rooting for Ken, so no harm in combinding the sites. |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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The hilarious part of it all is the Smashtards are expecting Ken (if he wins) to give a part of his winnings to their site.
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kr3wman |
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Also, Interesting bits of information :
Ken's main is Marth, but has a good Captain Falcon, Fox and Ganondorf. Ken is also a world champion in Melee Smash Doubles, along with his partner Isai. They were the most dominant team in the game, by far.(Isai is the undisputed World champion at Smash 64.) |
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Someone posted this on their site...
He's bald, but because he is on the other team, it auto-means he plays Brawl, and so does the rest of the team, so while they're busy tripping, Ken and his hot chick will take over with hitstun, the other team gets ultimately beaten, then it is up to Ken and his Hot chick to show the rest of the tribe they're skilllz, and then its down to Ken vs Hot Chick, the Hot chick shows him her boobs, he looses due to distractions, but then she splits the money with him and becomes his GF and they go on to make more money at they're Strip Bar / Grill. End of season..I don't know whether to laugh or just hope it's true. No offence to Ken, but seeing him hook up with someone other than Susie or Gillian would make this season fucking hilarious and awesome at the same time. |
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star jumper |
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kr3wman wrote: And the token gae is revealed. |
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Thailandsurvivor |
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kr3wman wrote: Is Isai in that video when they went to Japan? |
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star jumper |
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He'll allign with Skeleton and it will be Ill/Skinny Ryan 2.0
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Ken posted this on their board a year ago...
HI, I'M KEN HOANG, CEO AND FOUNDER OF MARTH. WHEN I'M NOT KNAVISHLY NAILING NUBILE, NAKED NYMPHS WITH MY 36 INCH SWORD, I'M MAKING MONEY BY MEANDERING MY MAN-MEAT INTO THE DECADENT WORLD OF SMASH TOURNAMENTS. BETWEEN THE RAMPANT RAPINGS OF ORNERY OPPONENTS AND THE SERVICING OF MY SALACIOUS SWARM OF FANGIRLS, MY GIGANTIC JORDANIAN RIVER OF SEED FLOWS FREELY AT THESE EVENTS. MY SKILLS ARE SO SOLID THAT I COULD PLEASURE EVEN THE MOST PRUDENT MADEMOISELLE FROM A DISTANCE OF 5 YARDS WITH ONLY A CABLED CONTROLLER. AT THE CHAMP COMBO, I WILL DEFEAT EVERYONE IN SINGLES SWIFTLY. MEWTWOKING, WHO HAS USURPED MY THRONE WILL BE DETHRONED. HE IS UNTO ROBESPIERRE, AND I, UNDEAD LOUIS XVI. HE WILL REMOVE THE KING FROM HIS NAME. KOREANDJ WILL FALL, FOR I HAVE DABBLED IN DISC-JOCKEYING IN MY RETIREMENT, AND NOW WILL BE ABLE TO TAP INTO HIS INTERNAL RHYTHM TO MINDGGAME HIM. I WILL THEN PROCEED TO DOMINATE HIM IN A DISC-JOCKEYING DUEL AND HE, IN HIS SHAME, WILL REMOVE DJ FROM HIS NAME. PC CHRIS, MY RETICENT REGENT, I WILL NOT BATTLE. HOWEVER, HE WILL REMOVE PC FROM HIS NAME, AS HE IS NEITHER TECH SAVVY NOR MILD-MANNERED, AS A CERTAIN GENTLEMEN POINTED OUT. FINALLY, I ARRIVE AT AZEN, MY MOST RESPECTED RIVAL. ALL I CAN PROMISE IS THIS: THE MATCH WILL BE SO GOOD THAT EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND GOAT WILL ORGASM TO THIS MATCH AT LEAST ONCE. I GUARANTEE IToAbout 15 more reasons why I'm rooting for Ken. |
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kr3wman |
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Thailandsurvivor wrote: Yeah, it's that guy :
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