Everyday after work i go down to kmart where they have a setup of guitar hero, and i rip it up man, i mean i engulf the store in flames of burning guitar strings. I mean i really tear down the set with epic solos that would melt the faces off anyone in a two-mile radius. But when i look over to the counter the redhead i like doesnt even notice me let alone my god-like hammer on/off technique because shes too busy playing with her hair or her phone. Sure theres a couple of kids afterwards that stand in awe of me and want to touch me, but what i really want is the red head to acknowlede my mad guitar skillz?
How can i use my guitar (hero) skillz and use them to bed women?




















