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seaguy wrote:

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Liquidsunshine wrote:

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Margaret: (mentions her friend)

Scott

Yes, my friends and I have repeated this often too.

It's "SCOTT called... is he THE GAY???"

and it's so sad that I remember this but that was one of Margaret's best stand ups.

"Drink Vitosoy, it's GOOD FO YUUU!!"

I believe it's really her HBO special that CC just reairs all the time.

And yes, I do recall that. "But I didn't have a radio/tape deck, I had to hold the tape deck up ON the radio so on a lot of my old tapes you'll hear 'Come on Irene.... MOOORRRAAAANNNN!!'"

"Why do we have THIS BOOK? Moran???"

I need to find one of my VHSs with it on it.

Liquidsunshine wrote:

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That is definitely one of her best stand ups ever. And didn't she introduce herself as "I'm Korean. I don't own a store or anything."

"....at least not anymore"

Liquidsunshine wrote:

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And is this the same special in which she talks about going to a hotel or someplace and the owner asked her if she required a wok? And Margaret was all "Ummm, yeah. And a one thousand year old egg if you've got one. You stupid bitch, what do I look like??"

"Do you need... a WOK?"

I found a partial transcript of the HBO/CC (I have no idea anymore) special

I used to use television to escape from my family, you know, I just used TV sort of as a way out. And I watched it obsessively. My favorite show of all time HAS to be "Charlie's Angels." It's a bad thing that it should have been called "Charlie's Angels" though. I think it should have been called "And Then There's the Ho." Let me explain. When there are 3 girls that are friends, there's always one sweet one, one smart one . . . and there there's the ho! Check amongst yourselves! Which one are you! And I know there's a lot of Asians here, so it doesn't count if your last name is "Ho," by the way.

<3 Next weekend I am so digging out all 50 of my VHSs and looking for it. http://www.geocities.com/mingamoomu/margaretcho.html

I also have two specials BESIDES the HBO one that I'm looking for too. One is the comics come home (or something like that, she spends like 5-10 minutes talking about vintage porn, growers/showers, and her mom's answering machine message) and then another special from Comedy Central where she was wearing blue.

ETA:

1. Pulp Comics: Margaret Cho (1998) (TV) .... Herself/Various(OMG I FORGOT how funny this is! This is the story that had the thing where she found a dildo in it's original box which means her mom found it)
   
2. Comics Come Home 3 (1997) (TV) .... Herself
   
3. Comic Relief VII (1995) (TV) .... Herself (omg I don't have this! *gets a time machine*)
   
4. "HBO Comedy Half-Hour" .... Herself (1 episode, 1994)