god this is why people get boyfriends. to get them some muscle relaxant and rub on cuz i can't fucking move 10 feet without wincing with pain 
RIP my shoulder
RIP my shoulder
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cactus?
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Posts: 1786 (08/17/08 5:36 PM) Gay Canookian |
I knew a gay named Ben once.
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what'd you do?
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You mean you can find random men to sleep with w/o using a condom, but you can't find someone to massage muscle rub onto your back?!
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wtf is that in her mouth
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Bengay?
When were you not gay? |
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nomii, you gonna tell us what you did?
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He was the winner of that fisting party this weekend.
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Posts: 5369 (08/17/08 7:37 PM) Registered user |
I need to get in on the Bengay shoulder action too. Painting ceilings sucks moosecock.
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Posts: 5400 (08/17/08 7:50 PM) Registered user |
mira! Hi!!
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Posts: 23714 (08/17/08 8:12 PM) |
No amount of Bengay can help with my FUCKING KNEE SPRAIN!!!!
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Posts: 5911 (08/17/08 8:24 PM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
I have a BENGAY and I don't have a sprain on my body.
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Posts: 14664 (08/17/08 8:25 PM) super badass |
What exactly are you afraid will happen if you don't start at least one retarded thread every day?
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Posts: 5370 (08/17/08 8:30 PM) Registered user |
Hi tady! How goes it?
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Posts: 1454 (08/17/08 8:40 PM) Registered user |
Someone assured me that BENGAY® makes a great low-cost sexual lubricant. Would you try it for that Nomii and let me know how it works out?
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Posts: 2701 (08/17/08 8:58 PM) Registered User |
does bengay really work? It always sounded like a Procter & Gamble type marketing scam.
I have used it for lube in a pinch but I dont recommend it. Its better than blistex but that aint sayin' much. |
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Posts: 5371 (08/17/08 9:02 PM) Registered user |
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and holy fucking ouchies.
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Posts: 2702 (08/17/08 9:07 PM) Registered User |
yeah, it burns. So does shaving cream but dont ask how I know
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Posts: 10665 (08/17/08 9:07 PM) Registered User |
Have some Asper-Gum while you're at it. Maybe some Vicks Vaporub.
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