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Jitensha |
I just met jamesriver for coffee |
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then I kidnapped him and put him in my trunk. Any suggestions on what to do with him?
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blondemss |
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it's summer. involve marshmallows
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CBRetriever |
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drizzled chocolate
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jessica has spoken |
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Leave him there for a couple of days and then borrow a shovel from a neighbor. Steal some gas cans from your parents and when you can't dig a hole big
enough, burn him and throw him somewhere. Then wait 31 days to report him missing.
I'm sure you'll get off scot-free. p.s. zomg your dog's possessed |
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star jumper |
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Take him to the Titty Twister.
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Bernard Wrangler |
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watch out for the gun.
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Suspiciously Anonymous |
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Where's Weems when you need him?
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star jumper |
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Weems is needed?
Half and a half, SA....laugh and a half. |
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memyselfandi |
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smokeitgood |
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i would slap him for making you leave the fantasy draft early
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Suspiciously Anonymous |
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Well, his basement is needed...
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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I stood james river up for coffee yesterday.
Kimbob the Less Friendly |
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Jitensha |
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he's whining about being gagged now. jesus, has he NEVER been kidnapped by an internet friend before?
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star jumper |
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Jamesriver is D list at best. You need to kidnap an OT A-Lister to turn heads.
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Jitensha |
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don't you ever wonder where the posters that have gone missing are?
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star jumper |
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TC's Va-jay-jay?
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nomii |
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how has no one suggested naked pictures already
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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Staju, Can we have a list of the A-listers so we know who to kidnap for maximum effectiveness?
tia |
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Jitensha |
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My trunk fits lots of people. As does my basement.
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ColbyRulesAll |
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Kimbob the well informed?
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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If I was kimbob the well-informed I wouldn't have had to ask, now, would I.
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