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Man's penis stuck in park bench
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Posts: 9438 (08/16/08 5:54 PM) this won't end well.
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zippityboomboom |
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Posts: 7022 (08/16/08 5:56 PM) Registered User |
Hey, Aqualung
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 9439 (08/16/08 5:58 PM) this won't end well.
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alol.
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Zzunk |
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Posts: 3811 (08/16/08 6:22 PM) Registered User |
Hello? Use some Astroglide/KY.
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 kf59 |
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Posts: 7595 (08/16/08 9:02 PM) Registered Abuser |
Bitench asked for it.
Personally, I would think about baseball. Or Rosie O'Donnel. Or Rosie playing baseball... |
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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Posts: 5290 (08/16/08 9:15 PM) Registered user |
You would think that the pain of attempting to pull it out, and the sheer humiliation of requiring medics would have lost him some wood so he could pull out.
But apparently not. People are dumb. |
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itsakat |
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Posts: 7162 (08/16/08 9:35 PM) Registered User |
it was nice of them to throw that blanket over him. You know, to preserve his dignity and all that.
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itsakat |
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Posts: 7162 (08/16/08 9:35 PM) Registered User |
it was nice of them to throw that blanket over him. You know, to preserve his dignity and all that.
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Romber Rulz |
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Posts: 2265 (08/16/08 9:46 PM) |
it was nice of them to throw that blanket over him. You know, to preserve his dignity and all that.
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MunchkinsByProxy |
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Posts: 938 (08/16/08 10:59 PM) Registered User |
Shouldn't this be linked to the "chinese people are fucked" thread?
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 9444 (08/17/08 7:20 AM) this won't end well.
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it does add new meaning to the term "bench warmer."
... and "riding the bench. and... |
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highwind44029 |
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Posts: 23705 (08/17/08 7:58 AM) |
and WHAT???? Don't leave me hanging (ssts) in suspense here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MunchkinsByProxy |
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Posts: 940 (08/17/08 9:51 AM) Registered User |
bench press
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Viking Pete |
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Posts: 798 (08/17/08 11:57 AM) Registered user |
Ice cold water would have done the trick...duh.
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B DeBrun |
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Posts: 17375 (08/17/08 12:23 PM) |
Lila Fowler wrote:
to add insult to injury, his left big toe is also stuck in a hole |
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Ogakorbutt |
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Posts: 2959 (08/17/08 4:35 PM) Registered user |
I find the saddest part of all is that his wiener fit in those tiny holes in the first place.
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 9457 (08/17/08 4:42 PM) this won't end well.
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funny... sloan found solace.
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iltwaaf |
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Posts: 42 (08/17/08 5:07 PM) |
I'm sure the judge won't ask him to approach the bench.
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bluesboi |
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Posts: 1784 (08/17/08 5:31 PM) Gay Canookian |
Why didn't they get someone to reach under there and give the guy a hand job or something?
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PrissterSister |
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Posts: 91 (08/17/08 9:19 PM) |
I blame Octopus Porn. The holes in that bench put it on him with their sexy suctionie tauntiness.
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