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Posts: 5541 (08/19/08 2:44 PM) Registered User |
pfft. Please. While I admit that I would have loved to see sj's body crammed into a freezer, it's just not the same.
I guess I should do more camping. It looks like if I'm ever going to meet one, I'll have to make contact myself. |
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Posts: 4196 (08/19/08 2:51 PM) Registered loser
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New evidence that bigfoot was real! Click Here
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Posts: 5544 (08/19/08 2:53 PM) Registered User |
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Posts: 12723 (08/19/08 3:09 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
That pic looks a lot like a girl I used to date, including the facial expression and steam coming out of her ears. Uncanny.
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Posts: 4199 (08/19/08 3:15 PM) Registered loser
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She looks like she needs a shave to me.
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 5549 (08/19/08 3:17 PM) Registered User |
I wonder if Bigfoot likes canned beans. Maybe if there's pork in them. I bet he'd like hotdogs too. Surely he can be lured out of hiding with
the right food.
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Vicconius |
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Posts: 12725 (08/19/08 3:31 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
r wrote: Even more uncanny.
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 5551 (08/19/08 3:35 PM) Registered User |
I just had a scary thought ....... What if he finds me attractive? Do I need to worry about Bigfoot rape? I'm sure they have needs, you know. I will just
have to make sure I dress really modest, as a precaution.
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Gregoire |
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Posts: 28655 (08/19/08 3:38 PM) Registered user |
It just just looks fake because its a MOTHMAN in a Bigfoot costume!
The question isn't 'Is Bigfoot real? It's 'Why are we so stupid that we cannot catch him?" |
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Posts: 12726 (08/19/08 3:38 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
Modest dress, and Avon's Skin So Soft. It keeps away mosquitoes and sasquatches.
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Posts: 4816 (08/19/08 3:38 PM) |
Put some saltpeter in his hot dog and beans. You can't be too careful.
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Gregoire |
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Posts: 28656 (08/19/08 3:42 PM) Registered user |
At least three people on the Earth know about the existence of real Bigfoot:
1) Lee Majors 2) Sandy Duncan 3) Lindsay Wagner 
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 5553 (08/19/08 3:48 PM) Registered User |
Gregoire is on to something here. WE MUST FIND THAT TUNNEL. We can rent a jeep and kidnap Sandy Duncan. THEN if there's any rape going on, he can have
sexy Sandy and her extra eye socket hole. That will probably please Bigfoot greatly, and he might even come back willingly.
It's worth a try. |
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Posts: 9615 (08/19/08 3:57 PM) Registered user |
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 5560 (08/19/08 4:51 PM) Registered User |
Giggle all you want, but once I've established contact and have befriended the entire Bigfoot society, we will see who is laughing then.
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Posts: 3690 (08/19/08 4:54 PM) Registered user |
I live in WA. Aren't there supposed to be some BF's up here?
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 5561 (08/19/08 4:56 PM) Registered User |
It's been established that they live, or at least travel, in tunnels. Where these tunnel entrances are, we don't know. In fact it's quite possible
that there's an entire Bigfoot family living beneath your home at this very moment.
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LKMOSCAR |
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Posts: 3697 (08/19/08 5:08 PM) Registered user |
MINE?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
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Posts: 385 (08/19/08 7:12 PM) Registered user |
What's that big hairy thing between your legs Ouiji ? (lol at "Why wasn't it in Georgia " comment ). 
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Gregoire |
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Posts: 28660 (08/19/08 7:17 PM) Registered user |
Bigfoots are on the earth, as easily as you and I are on the earth. The question is, who will they come to eat first? Well, it's not going to be me.
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