Fuck them, I'm still holding out hope. You can't be too careful with a Bigfoot body. I don't blame them for
not wanting a bunch of idiots fondling him, plus he probably stinks and it's hard to give an interview when you can't breathe.
Bigfoot Press Conference Proves ... Nothing
A couple of Southerners had a press conference today to discuss their "discovery" of the legendary Bigfoot. The only problem -- they
didn't want to show the body! Uh huuuuuh....
Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer showed two photos of the alleged Sasquatch, but denied assembled reporters access to the corpse until "scientists"
could examine it. And by scientists they probably mean their fifth grade kids and their Fisher Price doctor's kit.
Something stinks, and it ain't that hairy beast in the freezer.
