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I've been working with this guy since June and I have never met someone with so little actual likeable qualities. I've met plenty of enormous assholes in my life, as everyone has, and I will meet plenty more...but on top of being ridiculously BORING this douche is my age yet he thinks and acts like he's fucking 45...which in itself is not bad...but he thinks he's so above everyone he works with (even though they have Ph.Ds and he has...uh...nothing! ) and the rest of the world.

This summer I somehow lucked my way into getting a job at social security until at least June '09, and this guy has been working there for the past three summers. He was supposed to act as like, a mentor of sorts, except I'm a pretty quick learner so I never really need his help but I still listen out of respect. But...I dunno...maybe I'm being paranoid or something, but I REALLY fucking hates the way he fucking talks to me, almost like he's a fucking authority figure...even though we're both the same age, have the same job, and making the same goddamn pay. Sometimes, I be ready to tell this asshole to shut that shit up, but I know that his bitch ass will run to my supervisor and since everyone just loves him for some reason (and he has been there longer and he is a really good worker) they would definitely take his side over mine.

I think what pisses me off the most...aside from his air of total undeserved superiority, is that, no offense to anyone...but he is SO gay. And I don't mean a little "soft-spoken" or not knowing anything about sports (cuz I don't know anything about sports) or any stupid shit like that...but this guy embodies EVERY homosexual stereotype you can think of yet he CONSTANTLY makes heterosexual comments and it's REALLY awkward because it's so obviously NOT him. He talks like a woman, walks like a woman (seriously, dude thinks he be on a runway or something) and it's so weird to hear him say things like, "the girl at the snowball stand has a nice rack!" It feels so strange to hear stuff like that come out of him, and it really makes me feel uncomfortable because I can tell that he feels stupid as shit for saying it...as he should, because he's not fooling anybody but himself.

Once he started to talk about him and his ex-girlfriend's () sexual relationship, and it created, like, this strange air in the file room, because it was just so forced. I mean, the guy IS ugly as fuck, so the thought of him fucking anyone is already gross enough, but by the time his story was done there was a really awkward tension between us... It just didn't sound genuine at all, like he tried to "macho it up" so that I wouldn't think he was gay (because I'm sure he's asked this alot) and it just...sounded nasty hearing that from him.

I don't expect anyone to read this at all, but I needed to vent for a minute. He's really, really annoying on all possible levels and I hate that out of everyone in orientation I get the LAMEST partner. I really thought things would be cool since we're close to the same age (like a year apart), but I hate his negative attitude, I hate how he BITCHES about everything and gossips about people I do not give a FUCK about. He really just fucking sucks!

Done. Lunch is in thirty-seven minutes. Yes!