Wan & Christian's TAR 2: The COMPLETE Second Season!

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Nimberlane		#61	[-]
Posts: 2368 (08/16/08 12:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kelly: Australia? That's hot. Anyway, I'm a musician. You may have heard of me? I'm a bit of an overnight sensation. Heather: walks up Hi. I'm Heather. And I'm a vampire. bares fangs Except I can go out in the daylight. Kelly: runs hand through Owen's hair I once did it in the back of a 1995 Volkswagen Jetta. It was riced out, too. Heather: snickers Oh shit Kelly that girl just called you fat. Kelly: area around her reddens WHAT?! begins speaking in tongues Last Edited By: Nimberlane 08/16/08 12:42 PM. Edited 1 times.
oh ehm gee		#62	[-]
Posts: 1251 (08/16/08 12:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Parvati: glares at Kelly Whatever, there are plenty of other dicks in this competition. Natalie: What, the Italian guys? Parvati: Um, ew. Penner turned me off of older men. I'm talking about him points to DeJeMaul Natalie: Really? Surely you aren't that much of a desperate whore? Parvati: Like I said: odd season - peen. Even season - vadge. Besides, I've dated black people before. Natalie: Sweetie, Nate isn't black. Even I know that. And really, all you did with James was lie together and shit. We've done more together.
smileyriley14		#63	[-]
Posts: 1439 (08/16/08 12:48 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Portia: I'm WAYYYYYY Smarter than Parvati and Natalie!! Antoinette: Portia: YAAAA MONEY!!!! Antoinette: OMG JUST SHUT UP!!!
Nimberlane		#64	[-]
Posts: 2369 (08/16/08 12:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kelly: glares back at Parvati I will fucking end you, betch! Heather: It's waaaaay too early for a rivalry. Kelly: All I know is that if she fucking calls me fat one more time I'll do to her what I did to Muffy Jenkins. Heather: eyes widen Woah... dude... no. Just... no. Kelly: Oh I'll fucking do it! Heather: shudders Poor Muffy.
Crowlass		#65	[-]
Posts: 1643 (08/16/08 12:50 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Candy: I think Parvati is staring at you, and Natalie is staring at her... DeJeMaul: Time to get my game on. Hmm which pick up line should I use. Walks up to Parvati DeJeMaul: Can I put some dark meat in your oven?
smileyriley14		#66	[-]
Posts: 1440 (08/16/08 12:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Can somebody make 2 rich girls fr my avi. One i would like to have brunette hair and the other i want blonde!
maximillian		#67	[-]
Posts: 1624 (08/16/08 12:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Caleb: I think this is a bit too ahem uncomfortable. Kelly, this douche is married. Owen: Why do you have to ruin it all, Metro? It's none of your business. Caleb: It's all my business. You just can't go around behind my mom and flirt with other girls! I know you can't be trusted, you adulterous son of a bitch. Owen: OK then. hugs Kelly Nice to meet ya, Belladonna. You've been nice, but it just won't work. I'm sorry. Caleb: Don't make it that you're single and fancy-free! You're married, you stinking douchebag! Owen: Why so cranky, Michelle Rodriguez? We haven't raced yet. Anyway, you're a vampire, Count Dra'cute'la? That's truly a revelation! When are you going to bring upon me YOUR revelation, Elton? Caleb: WHAT revelation? Owen: You know, wardrobe....close... Caleb: What are you implying, fucker?
Thingamajig		#68	[-]
Posts: 2708 (08/16/08 12:54 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	May: Ooooh Max, I can't wait to win the Grand Festival Max: It's the Amazing Race May: Whatever, as long as we have Ash and Brock to lead the way for us Max: Uhhh, we don't May: But how will we deal with Drew and Harley? Max: sigh You're really dumb
oh ehm gee		#69	[-]
Posts: 1252 (08/16/08 12:54 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Natalie: hisses at P/A Parvati: to DeJeMaul Mmmmm. Maybe you can stir my pot while you're at it. to Kelly Look biotch, I don't care how unflappably unique you are, no one out-whores me. Got it?
TimmyTAR		#70	[-]
Posts: 561 (08/16/08 12:55 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jeff and Zoila run to the starting line, where the other Teams seem to already be. Jeff: Are we late? Did we miss anything? Zoila: It don't look like it. They stop to see the other Teams converse with each other, threathen each other, and try to seduce each other. Jeff: What the hell have I gotten myself into? Zoila: They all so crazy! Maybe they have too much cerveza. Jeff: Did you bring some along with you in your bags? Zoila: Pulls out a bottle Of course! It how I cope with you on long days. Jeff: Glad to know I turned you into an alcoholic.
Thingamajig		#71	[-]
Posts: 2709 (08/16/08 12:56 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	smileyriley14 wrote: Can somebody make 2 rich girls fr my avi. One i would like to have brunette hair and the other i want blonde! Just use the ones you've got. They look rich and spoilt enough already.
smileyriley14		#72	[-]
Posts: 1441 (08/16/08 12:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Portia: claps hands YEA ANOTHER DUMB PERSON!!!! DO YOU LIKE MONEY!!!!!! Antoinette: OMG!!!! YOU NEED TO SHUT IT!!!!
smileyriley14		#73	[-]
Posts: 1442 (08/16/08 12:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Thingamajig wrote: smileyriley14 wrote: Can somebody make 2 rich girls fr my avi. One i would like to have brunette hair and the other i want blonde! Just use the ones you've got. They look rich and spoilt enough already. umm but i want a brunette girl!!!
Nimberlane		#74	[-]
Posts: 2370 (08/16/08 12:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kelly: rolls eyes at Parvati Deal. smiles at Owen I understand. I'm glad you have morals... or at least pretend to. Heather: Oh shit. Kelly: What? Heather: Shitty Pokemon trainers right over there. points Kelly: Oh goddamnit. I better not get run over by a fucking Geodude or something slapstick like that. Heather: Don't worry. They're shitty trainers.
oh ehm gee		#75	[-]
Posts: 1253 (08/16/08 12:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Parvati: What the hell are those kids doing here? Natalie: I don't know, but the inner teenaged-redhead in me wants to kick her ass. Parvati: lolz, the inner tenaged-redhead in me really wants some of Union Jack-ula over there.
Thingamajig		#76	[-]
Posts: 2710 (08/16/08 1:00 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Max: Well, I hope we're popular on this show May: What? Max: Well a lot of people resent us because we replaced Misty on Pokemon, thus ruining the love story betweeen Ash and Misty May: Wait, TV show? Max: (not listening) And now whether we've lost some of that hate is a highly debatable topic May: Well I'm sure they'll love me and my cute Pokemon Max: They'd better
smileyriley14		#77	[-]
Posts: 1443 (08/16/08 1:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Portia: MAY???? Antoinette: Yes. its may! Portia: I LOVE MAAAAAAAY
TimmyTAR		#78	[-]
Posts: 562 (08/16/08 1:03 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jeff: Look, here's another Team coming. Zoila: Who they? Jeff: It's little kids? We can beat them, don't worry. Zoila: I don't know, Jeff. They might be really fast. Jeff: Nah, we'll just leave them candy and hope they get distracted and waste time eating it. Zoila: Why not just sell them for sweatshop? Jeff: That works too. Wow, you're becoming evil Zoila. Zoila: That what happens when work with you.
smileyriley14		#79	[-]
Posts: 1444 (08/16/08 1:04 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Portia: GOO ZOILA!!! Antoinette: SHUT IT!!!
Thingamajig		#80	[-]
Posts: 2711 (08/16/08 1:05 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Guys I'm a little disoriented because it's 5 in the morning... It's about 5 past 12 PDT time, right? Because Kat (although I doubt he's that dumb) may've actually meant 12pm PST, which isn't for anohter 55 minutes due to daylight savings

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