94% of America voted Pee-Paw.He's more popular than I expected.
Is it true Dan is Pee-Paw's long lost son and came on BB solely to ruin his life?
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James Barber |
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94% of America voted Pee-Paw.He's more popular than I expected. Is it true Dan is Pee-Paw's long lost son and came on BB solely to ruin his life? |
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Pragmatically Absurd |
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Congratulations on 12000, James! But by using it here on Judas Dan, you are going to hell. |
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James Barber |
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Thanks. However, I said a prayer to Pepaw before my post, so I'm absolved.
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cytome |
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we will all receive our messages from dan tonight via the slop chips. |
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Oowatanite |
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Let's tabulate Dan's AP winnings to date.
389 trips to the HoH bathroom - $38,900 52 smirks to the camera - $5,200 25 SwimClub lessons - $25,000 8 "Mrs. Chen" comments - $20,000 42 BB days without a haircut - $4,200 5 Pep talks - $10,000 4 Times dressed in Renny's clothes - $3,000 At this rate, Dan will come within spitting distance of the Ebay value of Memphis' vintage Camaro within three or four weeks ! |
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Gregoire |
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What Pepaw doesn't realize is that Dan gets $10,000 for every time Jerry says something nasty about him.
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Gregoire wrote: So Dan basically has made 1rst place already? |
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cytome |
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Oowatanite wrote: dont forget he got the crows to come today, 10k per crow, though he didnt get one to shit on jerrys head so he lost 50k on that one. |
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Dharmit |
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Dan is doing dishes. Yep. Nefarious and deviant.
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cytome |
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Dharmit wrote: they finally unclogged the toilet and im communicating with dan as we speak, he says to look for secret messages in aprils butt crack. |
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James Barber |
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I think that job is best left to Ollie. |
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RomCen |
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RomCen |
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Thank God, you saved me, Jaguar. Keep on the alert. Dan might try to force another avatar change at any time.
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ZachtheOgre |
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Dan treated Pepaw like a grandfather up until he voted Jessie out. Deviant little prick.
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cytome |
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RomCen wrote: i had the correct avatar all along, thank god for the two way toilet talkie! |
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RomCen |
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9:52 PM BBT Renny refuses to answer a question because she think then Dan will win 5000$. Keesha says that Dan winked at the camera. Dan, just to prove he
is evil, says nothing in his defense.
11:19 PM BBT: Hee...Dan just announced to the 60's room he's got his next AP task. He's trying to get them to eat before midnight and he set back all the clocks. Hee! And now he's blaming the suspicion about him all on Libra and she's getting all, "YOU SHOULDN'T DO WEIRD THINGS!"
Last Edited By: RomCen
08/12/08 12:21 AM.
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JosephBlowinsky |
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1125pm BBT - Talk in the hippie room turns to sex and Dan covers his face with a pillow. America's Playa?? I think not!
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Sigvold |
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Why not rename this thread: "Learn about and practice sarcasm here." ?
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CourtCat |
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omg... i am watching Dan eat, he took a bite,, chewed 6 times and swallowed.. he did that 3 times in a row... 666
For sure..Dan's Da Debil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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tdugan333 |
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JosephBlowinsky wrote: It was his sign to America that he'd failed at his task of convincing the house guests he had "never explained "butt secks" to his
quarterback in verra verra literal ways".
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