I'm outta here anyway once I win the lottery
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CBRetriever |
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whew
I'm outta here anyway once I win the lottery |
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HaveyMilktoast |
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I never liked red dirt. They can have it, it stains my socks anyway.
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CBRetriever |
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isn't that where one of our ICONS lives?
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U91731 |
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The Russians must be miffed that the Chinese are getting all the attention today.
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Powers |
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But what about the peanuts, the peaches and, uh...
Uh. WHAT ABOUT THE PEANUTS AND PEACHES? I can't live with myself if I'm having to pay the Rooskies for peanuts and peaches. |
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CBRetriever |
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OMG - there'll be a peanut butter shortage
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HoodooRhythmDevil |
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There are plenty of peanuts in Alabama and California peaches are WAY better than Georgia ones.
Yeah...I said it! |
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CBRetriever |
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and Texas has peaches too
look on the bright side: we can off the management for Home Depot, UPS, Hooters, and Coca Cola, but I'll miss TNT |
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Survivor Boy |
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Thank you Yahoo news for collectively sending all Americans into a word wide panic.
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Gregoire |
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The Russians have blown the levees in Macon! By coincidence, this guy had just relocated there. But thankfully, he knew what to do to survive:
Sonny Purdue has been beheaded and his body has been hung from the summit of Stone Mountain! |
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Powers |
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McCain calls on UN to help!
I don;t think this guy quite "gets" that we need to be making with the nukes instead of negotiating. |
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Gregoire |
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Putin has threatened to annhiliate the entire population of Athens unless the "president of Georgia" is handed over immediately. When asked to
clarify, Putin held up this photo:
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HoodooRhythmDevil |
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George Bush doesn't care about Georgian people.
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Powers |
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uh oh. Mike Myers is doing his "serious face". He must be pissed about the peanut thing too.
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youfist |
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Gregoire wrote: the beer-in-the-backpocket is always fair play! |
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NiceToAnimals |
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I hope Paula Deen is safe and holed up in her bunker with two year supply of butter and lard.
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Powers |
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Holy Shit! I think that was aimed at the CNN World Headquarters, as the Russians are clearly trying to take out our news media first. |
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superguppie |
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I'll think about this tomorrow.
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Powers |
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There may be no tomorrow. Stock up on peanut butter and peaches while you can.
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superguppie |
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As God as my witness, I'll never go hungry again!
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