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 iismepeter |
Weirdest color your shit has been? |
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Posts: 2853 (08/08/08 4:27 AM) Registered User |
I know I'm not the only one who looks at their poo before it gets flushed. What's the most awkwardest form/color your poo has taken?
In my experience, the best poos are the giant dense duraflame-like logs that come out of me. I've seen green and orange in there before. |
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UrbanRenewal |
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Posts: 85 (08/08/08 4:31 AM) |
I once shat a mobius strip.
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SucksSucks |
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Posts: 258 (08/08/08 5:24 AM) |
I once shitted out pitch black logs. I think it was the shit load of cherries i'd eaten. They must make your shit black. |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 19962 (08/08/08 6:01 AM) MESS member |
dark purple = beets
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IndifferentCow |
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Posts: 1858 (08/08/08 6:26 AM) Huge apathy
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Don't drink Fierce Grape Gatorade exclusively...It leads to purpley blue poo.
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Posts: 375 (08/08/08 6:35 AM) I Need A Clue
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Fierce Grape Gatorade has GOT to be the gayest drink on earth. Gayer than Sassy Strawberry Santorum.
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IndifferentCow |
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Posts: 1859 (08/08/08 6:38 AM) Huge apathy
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That may be so...I always thought Yoohoo seemed gayer *shrugs*
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TC |
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Posts: 376 (08/08/08 6:40 AM) I Need A Clue
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You think something an 80 year old woman says over the fence is gayer than FIERCE GRAPE GATORADE???
You're fucked in the head. |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 35399 (08/08/08 6:41 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Watermelon Ice Gatorade is way gayer.
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IndifferentCow |
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Posts: 1860 (08/08/08 6:43 AM) Huge apathy
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Wouldn't be the first time I was told that. I was referring to the drink of rednecks...but whatever.
What is Sassy Strawberry Santorum? |
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iismepeter |
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Posts: 2854 (08/08/08 8:04 AM) Registered User |
can anyone imagine how good you would feel if you shat this thing out:
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TC |
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Posts: 404 (08/08/08 10:24 AM) I Need A Clue
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oh good fucking god.
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Reverend Henry Kane |
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Posts: 642 (08/08/08 10:29 AM) |
Okay, we're talking motherfucking immature here!
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Reverend Henry Kane |
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Posts: 643 (08/08/08 10:31 AM) |
UrbanRenewal wrote: Are you sure it wasn't Moby's dick? |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 19964 (08/08/08 11:38 AM) MESS member |
picture loses its effect when it's a red X, for which I'm grateful
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U91731 |
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Posts: 9019 (08/08/08 12:03 PM) Registered User |
CBRetriever wrote: Yeah...you should be. |
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HaveyMilktoast |
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Posts: 9395 (08/08/08 12:08 PM) Registered User |
I once shat a Merkyl it was grey as I remember.........
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youfist |
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Posts: 353 (08/08/08 12:14 PM) |
I have a pic of me pooping out a yellow fountain of love..
should I post it?? also, this shade of yellow was so delicate and warm that I ended up painting my kitchen the very same color! |
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hossc |
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Posts: 17581 (08/08/08 12:30 PM) Registered User |
Green shit is always shocking the next day, after the first time one celebrates St. Patrick's day with green bagels and green beer.
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Sweaty Butcher1 |
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Posts: 112 (08/08/08 1:40 PM) |
White.
I had to drink a 1/2 gallon of barium solution once for a stomach/esophogael X-Ray. I shit white for a day. |
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youfist |
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Posts: 355 (08/08/08 1:49 PM) |
can we post pics of poop here?
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