Yes, yes you do....now put down the machete, and back away from the cheerleaders.
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Fat chicks who constantly talk about their boyfriends
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Posts: 11534 (08/07/08 8:46 PM) |
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hwamf |
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Posts: 2615 (08/07/08 8:52 PM) FAQ bitcher |
Kimbob the ?
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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Posts: 4915 (08/07/08 8:57 PM) Yes, smarter than you |
NICE! Fucker. It was implied.
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 TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 1835 (08/07/08 9:00 PM) Registered User |
I remember one fat chick in my ag class (although it could have just been a pig) that talked about this 'date' that she had gone on with like a
carriage and rose petals and limo and crap like that. I mean the kind of shit I would only do for guaranteed pussy from like Megan Fox or some skank. We were
like 16 at the time, so not exactly having the means to do this.
Of course he went to another school. |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 35386 (08/07/08 9:02 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
That Stacyviacomsucks whore always talks about her "bofo" in her Youtube vids.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 4485 (08/07/08 9:04 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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hwamf wrote: Beautiful on the inside :) |
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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Posts: 4916 (08/07/08 9:05 PM) Yes, smarter than you |
Peeps is HAWT.
Inside and out. Kimbob the Fan |
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 11536 (08/07/08 9:11 PM) |
You two should kiss.
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 30028 (08/07/08 9:16 PM) Sexy asshole |
are you implying my b/f, george glass, doesn't exist?
fuck you guys. |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 35388 (08/07/08 9:18 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
George Glass is almost as real as Tom Door.
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MMMadcow |
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Posts: 5971 (08/07/08 9:20 PM) Registered User |
Attention fat chicks...a guy who stop by at 2:30 in the morning to bang your fat ass is NOT your boyfriend. No matter how much you'd like him to be, he
isn't. And he'll never wave back at you when he sees you at Burger King. Especially when he's with his friends.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 4486 (08/07/08 9:21 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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dmb154678 wrote:
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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Posts: 4917 (08/07/08 9:27 PM) Yes, smarter than you |
Is that why my husband never waves at me in burger king?
Bastard. Kimbob the Dejected |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 4489 (08/07/08 9:35 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Well as long as you keep paying the bills and letting him get away with it, ad nauseum.
Ladies, we need to band together for a "he's just not that into you" intervention STAT. |
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RetroFox |
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Posts: 394 (08/07/08 9:43 PM) |
TequilaVaquero wrote: Aren't you the douche that talks about your "gofo" all the fucking time? I'm barely even around here and even I noticed that. |
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sadllama |
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Posts: 2393 (08/07/08 9:45 PM) |
alol cause I was gonna mention him when people were talking about constantly talking about your gf/bf being a sign of insecurity.
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Crepuscular |
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Posts: 437 (08/07/08 9:52 PM) Registered user |
Anyone who is insecure about anything about themselves, not just weight but anything, will often entrust their entire livelihood into a significant other.
Nothing peculiar about it. They talk about their most valuable possession a lot.
And fat isn't a weight, it's a state of mind! I think some famous gay singer said that. |
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 14402 (08/07/08 9:55 PM) super badass |
"Boyfriend" is a euphemism for pudding.
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ptcruisn56 |
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Posts: 4634 (08/07/08 10:12 PM) Registered user |
I live in a fairly small town and this fat girl I know kept ask everyone where the San Francisco Bread Company was because her boyfriend was taking her there.
There is only one road where all of the food chains are and you have to drive past this place everyday. It was getting so annoying because she was trying to
show off that she had a boyfriend.
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 14405 (08/07/08 10:13 PM) super badass |
Tell her boyfriend that KFC pays more per pound than San Fran Bread Company.
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