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hwamf wrote:

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unkle greggo wrote:

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You had to go to the stall because there was hair in the urinal?
Are you one of those urinal humpers that has to stand right up against it?

No, these urinals were filthy, I didn't want to stand near them, and the stall was pristine. Urinal humpers are weird. Weirder still: guys doing "the superman" (hands on hips), or the "heisman" leaning on the wall, or the drunken head-rest on the wall above the urinal.

About 15 years or so ago we went to a Hank Williams, Jr. concert here in Dallas. We got there while it was still light out and sat on the lawn (it was an ampitheater). After I'd had a beer I went to use the restroom. Now this was still very early, mind you! Probably at least another hour before the first act was going to take the stage. When I walked in there was a guy, probably mid-twenties, standing at the urinal with his pants and underwear all the way down to his ankles, hat kicked back onto the back of his head, forehead and hands against the wall, obviously drunker'n Cooter Brown, peeing. There were about a dozen or so urinals on this wall and he was pretty much smack dab in the middle. Two urinals on either side were empty and guys were standing in line. But it was clear that NO ONE was going to go stand anywhere near this guy. Of course we all snickered and smirked and shook our heads. When I left he was trying to pull up his Wranglers and having quite a tough time of it.