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"The Finer Things Club"--- membership application!
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 Suspiciously Anonymous |
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Posts: 4792 (08/13/08 3:39 PM) |
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 39988 (08/13/08 3:57 PM) |
SusAn....there will be no discussions of feces in TFTC.
Your application is suspect. |
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Suspiciously Anonymous |
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Posts: 4793 (08/13/08 4:06 PM) |
I mean...(ahem) Of course, forgive my indiscretion. |
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 39990 (08/13/08 4:14 PM) |
Your manners are very good. Consider yourself on good terms.
A lot of members have been having good results with English Elms. 
Another tip: NAPA has diatomaceous earth. It really holds water for the bonsaii. 
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Snuffy Smiff |
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Posts: 1445 (08/13/08 5:59 PM) Registered user |
I went to Cornell and I have a letter of recommendation from former Senator Rick Santorum.
Can I join? |
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ObservingEgo |
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Posts: 6413 (08/13/08 6:24 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
There will be many planned discussions of buxus sempevirens...as well as topiary. 
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WeekiWacheeGirl |
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Posts: 534 (08/13/08 7:02 PM) <--doesn't get most of the jokes |
I am fine, can I join?
Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional. |
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 40024 (08/14/08 12:29 AM) |
No Weeki....you swear!
We don't like trashy, classless girls in our group. Your application is DENIED! >:c ( |
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Nods |
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Posts: 2475 (08/14/08 12:49 AM) Registered User |
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 40028 (08/14/08 12:53 AM) |
Very nice Nods!
:c ) Consider yourself in the FTC. Might I invite you up to the country club? Me and the socialites will be playing tennis this weekend. |
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WeekiWacheeGirl |
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Posts: 544 (08/14/08 1:12 AM) <--doesn't get most of the jokes |
pffttt
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 40034 (08/14/08 1:18 AM) |
Sorry Weeki.....I'd tell you to try back in a few weeks......but we aren't planning on taking trailer-trashy, foul-mouthed girls for at least a year.
I guess you could try to show that you have some class in this thread but we haven't seen anything like that from you yet. Good luck and thanks for applying. Sincerely, Dr. Weems, Co-Chairman Finer Things Club™ |
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WeekiWacheeGirl |
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Posts: 547 (08/14/08 1:24 AM) <--doesn't get most of the jokes |
I've got more class in my little pinky than you've got in your blah blah blah.
I'm getting tired. I wish my loser neighbors would shut up already. |
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Ogakorbutt |
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Posts: 2948 (08/14/08 1:43 AM) Registered user |
I have good table manners and a push up bra.
May I please join your "Finer Things" club? Thanks everso... |
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Lila Fowler |
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Posts: 331 (08/14/08 2:04 AM) |
Your club will no doubt be most pleased to hear of the upcoming theatrical release of a major motion picture based on the life of Thomas Kinkade
The Painter of Light(TM) entitled "The Christmas Cottage." The film is inspired by perhaps the most serenely
sublime of Thomas Kinkade The Painter Of Light(TM)'s work, also entitled The Christmas
Cottage:
The Christmas Cottage
The Christmas Cottage Movie SynopsisInspired by the early life and art of renowned painter Thomas Kinkade, this is the story of how a small community and an aging mentor come to the aid of a family to save the only home they have ever known; and along the way teach a young man the meaning of love, friendship, and what it means to be an artist.Indeed, I can think of no other work for master thespian Peter O'Toole to perhaps end his most illustrious career with than with this, a film inspired by the life of Thomas Kinkade The Painter Of Light(TM). Your club may find it prudent to book both tickets and transport in advance in order to attend a viewing of this film. I would imagine that tickets will be very hard to find once the general public learns of this gift of divine inspiration that Thomas Kinkade The Painter Of Light(TM) has deigned to give us. |
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Survivor Boy |
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Posts: 6219 (08/14/08 2:06 AM) Registered User |
Oh goody, maybe Weems can help me with my art history class...
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Trixie Delight |
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Posts: 25258 (08/14/08 5:13 AM) put Angel in the corner
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I take it this club will include the fancy OT Christmas vests come holiday time
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 9411 (08/14/08 5:39 AM) this won't end well.
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 40073 (08/18/08 4:14 PM) |
Ogakorbutt wrote: Just so it's nothing too bawdy. Discretion is a must.
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
