I am trying to get to the next page but thought I should mention that what you think of the characters is really all based on individual tastes. I am sure some
people would have Fox as #1, Falco as #2, etc, but I will always try to justify the placements as best I can. So, sorry if your faves get cut early :P
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Zesty Ranks the Super Smash Bros. Brawl Characters! (39-8 Up!)
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Posts: 6190 (07/30/08 2:25 AM) Registered User |
Lucas is awesome! I think he's got a lot of brute strength for a such a little fucker.
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Posts: 691 (07/30/08 2:27 AM) |
31. Donkey Kong
 
Another slow character bites the dust. Unlike the other ones mentioned, Donkey Kong is actually alright to play with, but falls basically just because I have a thing against slow speed. He can be very helpfull in Multi Man Melee, but has the Worst. Final Smash. Ever. It is so craptastic, sometimes I even just use it to get it over and done with. I mean Mario gets some red flame thingy, Pikachu turns into a giant electric ball, and Donkey Kong.....plays the drums? Meh. We are sorta getting into the "meh" characters now. I don't dislike them per say, but they are not standouts. 30. Charizard  
The first of the 3 Pokemon Trainer trio, Charizard is by far the worst for me. At the beginning I thought he would be awesome, just based on the fact that he is stronger than the other two in the GBA games, but I feel like Squirtle and Ivysaur surpassed him. He is another slow one, but has the ability to fly to make up for that. It dosen't really though, as he is so darn heavy. As a whole, Pokemon Trainer is great but I always tend to keep Charizard safe in his Pokeball when I pick him.
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Posts: 6191 (07/30/08 2:42 AM) Registered User |
Donkey Kong.....plays the drumsI agree, it's so lame! His FS should've been a giant banana slap, if you know what I mean. |
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Posts: 1369 (07/30/08 3:24 AM) |
JaMalle wrote: PEACH<333333 i fuck bitches up with her, NO ONE can touch me with peach also Kirby<33 Zelda<333 Jigglypuff<3333 this are the ones i kick ass with! |
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Posts: 1726 (07/30/08 7:57 AM) |
Peach is great but with the Daisy outfit ONLY. I'm still bummed they refuse to clone Peach and add Daisy to Smash.
 Its not like they have a problem
with clones or anything, the game is full of them.
Squirtle is the best Pokemon in the game, for real. |
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Posts: 1321 (07/30/08 4:10 PM) Registered user |
Daisy was robbed of a Brawl spot. I mean it's not like we need more females though. We have like 4 of them compared to 35 guys/non-sex characters?
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Posts: 3784 (07/30/08 4:36 PM) Registered User |
Psssh all they need to do to add "Daisy" is make Peach a "hidden-outfit" and when you select it, it says DAISY instead of PEACH. All their
moves could be exactly the same for all anyone cares.
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Posts: 692 (07/31/08 2:39 AM) |
29. Marth
 
Marth definetly falls into the indifference category. I don't like him or dislike him, he is just kinda there. In Melee, I thought Marth (and Roy) had a really cool fighting style, and used him all the time. Now, however, he is just kinda there and he is a bit common. I can't really say too much about Marth... he has a kickass Final Smash, but apart from that, Marth is pretty meh. 28. Link  
Link, oh Link, oh Link. Why did they do this to you? Why did they make you bad? It's true, Link is bad now. I am a big Zelda fan, so I love Link in that sense, and I love him in the Zelda games, but I just never pick him in Brawl. I lurved him in Melee also, but they really nerfed (nerfed: made bad) him in Brawl. It kinda angers me a little bit, because he kinda fell to the same level as Marth, just a common swordsman. But I guess Link took the brunt for the Zelda series, cos when they made him bad, they made another character go from bad to REALLY good. |
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Posts: 427 (07/31/08 2:50 AM) Registered user |
Wow, you just eliminated the two I thought would be the Final Two.
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Posts: 693 (07/31/08 2:53 AM) |
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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Posts: 6196 (07/31/08 3:40 AM) Registered User |
Wow I need to play more Brawl, this list is fascinating right now.
Or I'm just high. Wait, both!! <3 it's a great list for realz. :) |
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Posts: 428 (07/31/08 8:59 AM) Registered user |
Zesty66 wrote: Keeps it unpredictable, so I guess a good thing :D |
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Posts: 5130 (07/31/08 12:59 PM) |
Characters That Should've Been In Brawl:
Krystal King K. Rool Paper Mario Midna/Wolf Link |
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Posts: 3791 (07/31/08 10:32 PM) Registered User |
^Boo, Toad, Koopa Troopa...Piranha Plant, alol.
Yay @ Link being low. So overrated. |
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Posts: 1345 (07/31/08 10:35 PM) Registered user |
Kitty Pryde1 wrote: BIG FAT RED ECKS Midna = GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES! <333333333 ETERNAL LOVE <333333 But all she is in Brawl is just a crummy trophy which means she prob. won't return in the Zelda series.
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Posts: 4087 (07/31/08 11:14 PM) Registered User |
Psssh all they need to do to add "Daisy" is make Peach a "hidden-outfit" and when you select it, it says DAISY instead of PEACH. All their moves could be exactly the same for all anyone cares.That's sorta silly. If they add another useless clone like Daisy she better be at least somewhat unique. Give her like a croquet mallot (to replace the golf club), a tennis racket that hits a fiery tennis ball (upgrade on Peach's tennis racket), and a the awesome frying pan must remain. As for other attacks, idk. lol I don't know much about Daisy. btw, sadness for Peach being nerfed so hardcore. The peach bomber is still very effective when I use it even though it's much more feminine and non explosiony.
Other additions: Why are there no sorceror type characters other than Zelda? Someone like Vaati (from Zelda's Minish Cap) or Twinrova (twin witches from the Zelda Series). I wish they would have added one of the Koopalings (Bowser's 7 children; Ludwig Von Koopa & Iggy Koopa FTWs). Maybe King Boo from Mario. I'm sure there's others... And I'm serious. If King Dedede is anywhere near coming up, I will call the police and file a law suit against you Zesty.
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Posts: 695 (08/01/08 1:07 AM) |
27. Wolf
 
If you asked me 2 months ago who my most hated Smash character was, I would answer Wolf in an instant, purely because he took a spot that was clearly belonging to Krystal. Again, it was another chance to add a female character that was wasted on a common male. The thing is though - Wolf isn't a common male, he is actually pretty badass and quite good in battle. What they should do is get rid of Falco, and keep Wolf AND Krystal. I like how they only half-cloned Wolf, so he is original and adds another bad guy character. But I can't put him higher than this just on principle. By the way; 3 characters having the landmaster Final Smash = major 
26. Captain Falcon  
Wow, this is really turning into a penis slaughtering (FEMALE&CREATUREOWNAGE). Captain Falcon was a really cool character in Melee, with really strong attacks. However, he was really nerfed in Brawl, apparantly to the point that nobody uses him in proffessional competitions. I have no problem with Captain Falcon, he is kinda cool I guess, but again, nothing special. He just dosen't stand out for me. Anyone else think it's weird they cloned Ganondorf him? They are like totally different. Talk about lazy, tsk tsk.
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Posts: 2677 (08/01/08 1:39 AM) Registered user |
I have to agree, as much as Yoshi is <3333 in every single Mario spin-off game, he is teh ultimate suckage in Smash Bros.
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- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 20+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
