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omg, its the Final Four at last! I am not fucking kidding!


Coming in FOURTH PLACE.



4th: The Jury of Survivor Micronesia: Fans VS Favorites (Consisting of Eliza, Ozzy, Jason, James, Alexis, Erik, Natalie & Cirie)

Our first 8 person jury ever! omygod. okay anyway, there was not a good enough picture. Most memorable things are Eliza's bashing of the F2 (and her Fallen Comrades question which was not shown on tv), Ozzy's goddamn awful speech of expressing his love for Amanda and Natalie flirting with Parvati. I can't rank it much higher though, =/. The other 3 are much better.





3rd. The Jury of Survivor Borneo (Consisting of Greg, Jenna L, Gervase, Colleen, Sean, Sue & Rudy)

well good things must come to an end. Greg's random pick a number question, Rudy's one comment of 'I just want to tell everyone how stupid I feel for lifting my hand off the idol yesterday', Colleen's bashing and Sue's epic speech, the biggest speech made on Reality TV, Snakes & Rats. This is enough to propel it to the Top 3, however, the other two juries were MORE EPIC. wahahahaha.







2nd: The Jury of Survivor: Thailand (Consisting of Erin, Ken, Penny, Jake, Ted, Helen & Jan)

The first epic tribal council we had since Borneo. I'll go with the most interesting people. Penny goes up, starts talking about herself and relationships with people. Then, she asks Brian a few facts about her, like where she lived. He said 'Texas'. She said 'Where in Texas?'. He came up with a random state and Penny replies 'That would be Jan.'. Then she asks 'How many siblings do I have?'. Brian says 'You have an older brother... or sister'. She then replies with 'I'm the oldest'. Then she goes to Clay and Clay responds in about 30 seconds, numerous facts about Penny he knows. Okay that's all. Ted comes up and argue with Brian and bashes Clay. Then Helen comes up and starts going into an argument with Brian. 'Et tu Brute? I felt like I was living the play Caesar', etc. She interrupts him many times with 'HERESAY!' and after so many interruptions, Jeff cuts in and tells her to let him respond. Then she's satisfied and goes on to Clay and starts bashing him and wants three reasons to why she should vote for him. He goes 'Fuck you, you're too unreasonable, I can't be arsed to get your vote. Goodbye.'. I actually thought Helen's jury speech was about ten minutes. However, the most retarded thing is this, Heidik beats the goat everybody on the jury hates (or at least, doesn't respect) by just one vote for failing to appease the younger SJ members. The outcome of this was that Jenna Morasca of the next season, beat her season's goat 6-1, and her season's goat was not hated by the jury and was America's pick to win the game. Arguably, the one vote Matt recieved was really against Jenna for Butch had said in an interview that he would vote against Jenna no matter who she was up against. Morale of the story is, Brian sucks at Jury Speeches and barely beat his goat even though he was the mastermind.





THAT MEANS OUR WINNER IS.


1ST: THE JURY OF SURVIVOR VANUATU (Consisting of Sarge, Chad, Leann, Ami, Julie, Eliza & Scout)

The most crazy jury ever. First we have Eliza, who goes off on Twila and calls her a 'deceptive, lying bitch'. Then she goes on 'Chris, I knew Twila was a deceptive, lying bitch, what I didn't know is that you too were a deceptive lying bitch as well. You rubbed salt into the wound and I want an apology, from both of you' or something along those lines. Julie starts tearing up already when Chris apologies with his reasoning. However, Twila somehow manages to create a huge argument with Eliza again and Eliza goes off pissed and back to her seat where its already been determined she doesn't want to vote for Twila. Julie starts with a sob story and Chris bullshits again. Then the 'I swear on my son's name' thing came up and Leann and Sarge both bash Twila about it and decide, since he didn't swear on anybody's name, we'll give Chris our votes. Ami is not impressed enough by the bullshit and decides 'ah heck, I'm a femme lesbot I'll give the female the moolah'. Then Chad was a bore but Scout, of all people, comes out, calls Chris out on his bullshit and he replies with 'I can't bullshit a bullshitter'. The epicness continues in the closing speeches and the two lesbians voted for Twila while Chris was handed the win by 3 women whom emotions he played up to and his two buddies from the Fat Five.

YAY LIST OVER.

okay i'll rank the best jurors of each season tomorrow rofl rofl. if i ever bother with it.

Edinboro wrote:

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This is rather irrelevant, but I highly doubt that Shii Ann would make the Survivor Thailand box cover.

Being the only castaway of Thailand that made ASS, I don't see why she shouldn't for nobody except us nerds really remember Thailand for all its glory.

omigosh, now I rank...


THE TOP 10 CATFIGHTS EVER (that I know of)

yay. rejoice, I know everyone's been waiting for this kinda thread, catfights provide the best entertainment ever.

this will be so epic that you will love it.



KICKING OFF OUR TOP TEN

#10 May/Haruka VERSUS Wakana
Pokemon Episode 439/AG 162 (Spontaneous Combusken!/Pokemon Contest! Yuzuriha Convention!)
I LOVE DREW~~ Shuu-kun wa aishiteru~

The epicness of Pokemon has erupted! This was one of the biggest catfights of Pokemon we ever had lately, if you could count it as one. Wakana, a young fangirl of Drew/Shuu meets May/Haruka, whom she thinks is Drew's girlfriend but May says differently. Wakana and May meet Drew at the poolside of Yuzuriha before asking May to help her? Er... Can't remember much. They fought against each other in the contest in the finals, each using their strongest Pokemon. Wakana uses a Vibrava (some Dragon/Ground type, pre-evo of Flygon, evo of Trapinch) while May uses Combusken (everyone's favorite fire/fighting type!). In a battle of epicness, May was losing in terms of points before Combusken learns Mega Kick out of nowhere to escape the sand she was trapped in. Combusken then Sky Uppercuts the flying Vibrava before slamming down on it with Mega Kick, KOing it, leading May to a victory! This is the only catfight that is noteworthy during the Hoenn Saga of Pokemon (and D/P Saga as well) but it wasn't really that big but the speculation it caused before the episode aired generated was huge. Everyone thought Wakana is going to be this major bitch that steals Drew from May but it was such a huge difference lol?


















#09 Jenna Morasca (along with Heidi Strobel & the clique alliance for one fight) VERSUS Christy Smith
Survivor: Amazon; Episodes 10 (Survivor Auction Reward Challenge) & 13 (Final Tribal Council)
Beauty is a handicap

Everyone knows this. Episode 10, Reward Challenge. LETTERGATE. Final Tribal Council, BEAUTYHANDICAPGATE. The end of the catfight ensured a Jenna win, with both their names of the chopping block, Christy was ousted at the Final 6 for being too wishy-washy. It resulted in a huge argument at final tribal council, over a comment Jenna made that made Christy pissed off, beauty being a handicap in the game. It resulted in mutual respect, Christy casting her jury vote for Jenna, to the shock of everyone else. Jenna was the winner and now they remain good friends.
Episode 10 Reward Challenge & Post Reward Challenge
Final Tribal Council

these two aren't good enough though. hm...

Any predictions? There will be a few more from Anime and a few from Reality TV (though I admit, there are less).

If you have to know how many are from Reality TV & Anime...
2 from Survivor
1 from Big Brother
1 from TAR
1/2 from Pokemon (=O!)
2 from SOME ANIME OMG/
1/2 from Naruto
1 from OMG SECRET.

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