- Coco (Courteney Cox & David Arquette) - Fashion obsessed red carpet stunner
- Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin) - Environmental non-profit volunteer
- Rumer (Demi Moore & Bruce Willis) - US Weekly's go-to cover girl
- Diva Muffin Zappa (Frank Zappa) - The next Rachael Ray
- Moxie Crimefighter (Penn Jillette) - Women's divorce lawyer
- Tu Morrow (actor Rob Morrow) - Psychic
- Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson) - Hip-hop mogul
- Fifi Trixibelle (Bob Geldof & Paula Yates) - Proud owner of several Westminster dog show winning poodles
- Kal-El (Nicolas Cage & Alice Kim. Note: Kal-el is Superman's birth name) - Video game programmer
- Free (Barbara Hershey & David Carradine) - Green party rally organizer
- Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon & Dallas Clayton) - Music professor
- Bluebell Madonna Haliwell (Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell) - UK wannabe pop star
- Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee & Beth Riesgraf) - Airport bartender
- Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone) - Dungeon Master
Would you ever give your kid one of these unusual names?















