*sips glass of water, places back on stool*
Anyone here see those ESPN positional rankings? Best I can tell, the Cowboys are going to go 19-0 and win the NL West while they're at it. But seriously folks, things are getting out of hand. One article I read spent more time talking about the Cowboys than about Brett Favre, it's getting out of hand.
*paces around stage*
I saw somewhere that Kyle Orton's reportedly got the upper hand on the Bears's quarterback competition. First time he's had an upper hand on anything since his last game of beer pong. But seriously folks, I don't even know why this is news. It's not like it even matters who the quarterback is, their line is shitty and either too young or too old, their best running back wasn't good enough to make the Lions, and their number one receiver is Marty Booker, age 154. They're going to be god awful no matter what and anything more than a 4-12 season would be exceeding expectations.
*picks up gun, shoots self in head*











