You need some Southern manners. The correct response to "How are you?" is "Fine - Hope you are!"
Drawl optional.
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YOU FUCKING MORON!
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 SlimeSlurp |
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Posts: 1300 (07/21/08 3:50 PM) Registered User |
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Shorty |
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Posts: 2368 (07/21/08 3:52 PM) Registered user |
You can't arrange by penis!!!
Very unsouthern |
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MartytheMarquesanMoose |
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Posts: 4421 (07/21/08 5:12 PM) Registered user |
Southern coworker: Hey Marty, how are you?
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NotQuiteDeadYet |
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Posts: 1464 (07/21/08 5:40 PM) Registered User |
102 ain't nothin
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 19730 (07/21/08 6:42 PM) MESS member |
two of our IT guys are kinda cute and young
fortunately I work with a lot of foreigners - they don't make small talk about the weather |
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 24280 (07/21/08 8:34 PM) Registered User |
Lighten up for crying out loud...
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Sunbird11 |
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Posts: 111 (07/21/08 9:03 PM) |
Geez, Marty, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?
People talk about the weather cause it's common to all. When I pass by an acquaintance and they ask me "How are you?" I always say, "Fine, thanks, and you?" even if I'm feeling lousy. If I say, "Terrible, and you?" it's an invitation to talk. Next thing they'll want to know is why. He's NOT a "fucking moron." He was just being polite. Lighten up. Relax. It's okay. |
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MartytheMarquesanMoose |
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Posts: 4423 (07/21/08 11:41 PM) Registered user |
I hope you rot in hell.The whole point is that I was LOOKING FOR a "fine, thanks, and you?" or "terrible". NOT A FUCKING WEATHER REPORT. Pick something else that's common to all. I just came in out of the weather. I know exactly how it is outside. You're probably from somewhere where it rains sometimes in the summer. It doesn't do that here. This is California. The weather is always perfect. Just like in the commercials. When I ask you how you are doing and you say "hot out there, huh?" It means you're either deaf or you have absolutely nothing to offer another sentient being. Fuck, I'd even accept a response that quoted Spongebob Squarepants over some shit about the weather. |
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2ManyAndersons |
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Posts: 8285 (07/22/08 12:09 AM) Registered user |
I ususally respond to banal small talk with my friend Winchester.
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MartytheMarquesanMoose |
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Posts: 4425 (07/22/08 12:10 AM) Registered user |
That's exactly right!
You must be from Texas. I bet the quality of small talk is 10 times better in Texas. |
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2ManyAndersons |
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Posts: 8286 (07/22/08 12:14 AM) Registered user |
Actually I'm from Iowa but some of the sticks do have that Texas wildness to it.
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