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ilikelissie |
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Way to waste air we could be breathing, ned.
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blondemss |
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i see a treadmill entering this discussion
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Shorty |
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I do it because I love seeing the glint of lights in the eyes of the little squirrels before I mow them down.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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bucking fitch wrote:
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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What does Gore do?
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frisbeehead |
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I liked it when this thread was about the ironclad laws of physics.
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nedloh3 |
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Well guess what - my lights aren't even aligned right. The Saab's'll shine right in your fucking eyes.
Good thing I never really drive at night or you'd all be in big trouble. Weems type o' trouble I tells ya'. |
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Sloansalad |
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I haven't seen Ned this fired up since the great bucket shortage of 93.
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pussycow |
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Posts: 2743 (07/21/08 10:44 AM) |
Maybe if we all left our lights off for one day we could lower the price of gas 30 cents! Let's stick it to those A-rabs!
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ilikelissie |
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Last night I drove home with my lights turned off to save gas.
I accidentally cut off a family in a minivan thereby causing them to crash into a tree. The impact killed all of them instantly. I would feel guilty but hey......I saved .00000232 gallons of gas and the earth is much more important than some random family. No need to thank me. |
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Sloansalad |
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how is the tree doing?
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ilikelissie |
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Fortunately it was a very large tree and bears hardly a mark from the collision.
The old beauty will continue provide us with oxygen for years and years to come. I love happy endings. |
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Minivan drivers are evil and deserve to die.
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bucking fitch |
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Penelope McBagpipe wrote: People sure are friendly and helpful in Alberta. You just don't get that level of friendliness in Ontario. |
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frisbeehead |
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ilikelissie wrote: The fact that you reduced the world's population will help ease the global warming crisis. Consider it an investment in the future. |
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Sloansalad |
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The old beauty will continue provide us with oxygen for years and years to come.but "The Giving Tree" taught me that all trees are to be befriended and then betrayed for wood. |
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Hamdingers |
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Are you the Lorax or some shit?
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frisbeehead |
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The Larch?
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ilikelissie |
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I give my wood freely to all who befriend me.
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nedloh3 |
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Here's the next discussion:
When I'm not home, should I leave the A/C at the low setting or raise it? |
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