When we run over a cat, aren't we really running over ourselves?
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So, a cat ran into the side of my car this morning.
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 merkyl |
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Posts: 56220 (07/21/08 7:32 AM) Registered loser |
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 5443 (07/21/08 7:39 AM) Registered User |
Anyone want to guess TC's next life?
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 nedloh3 |
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Posts: 4092 (07/21/08 7:45 AM) Registered user |
When we run over a cat, the terrorists lose.
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TC |
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Posts: 637 (07/21/08 7:48 AM) I Need A Clue
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Roma, cats to TOO shit and piss everywhere. How can you say they do not?
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RoMa |
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Posts: 36023 (07/21/08 7:54 AM) |
My cats and every cat my family owned prior, shit and pissed in one of two locations; a litter box or sandy soil. Cats need to cover their shit up like a
decent and moral animal. Dogs shit and piss where they please and for maximum exposure and smell-age
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nedloh3 |
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Posts: 4094 (07/21/08 7:55 AM) Registered user |
For maximum smellage my dog like to roll in shit.
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 12947 (07/21/08 7:57 AM) Registered user |
For maximum smellage I like to play basketball in leather pants.
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TC |
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Posts: 640 (07/21/08 7:57 AM) I Need A Clue
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Yeah. Sandy soil - my flower boxes.
And my MIL's cats will just shit and piss anywhere. They don't need to cover anything up. |
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kinghouseplant |
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Posts: 4491 (07/21/08 8:00 AM) Registered user |
I ran over a dog in high school and watched through the rear view mirror as it ran away. I stopped walked toward the closest house and a caravan of
Philipeepsies from my church were driving out of their driveway. I said, "Dr. Canonizado - I think I just hit your dog." He waves me away. I said,
"Is your dog white and black?" He waves me away again and says "Happen all the time!" and they drove away. I was on my way to feed
someone's ferret too. That day was fucked.
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 12948 (07/21/08 8:02 AM) Registered user |
So they ate it?
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Lloyd Bonafide |
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Posts: 778 (07/21/08 8:04 AM) Registered user |
Thank God you weren't driving responsibly, or you may have seen the cat and swerved to avoid it and gotten into an accident.
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RoMa |
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Posts: 36024 (07/21/08 8:05 AM) |
Do animals/pets take on their owner's personalities?
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TC |
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Posts: 642 (07/21/08 8:12 AM) I Need A Clue
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Lloyd Bonafide wrote: How the fuck i'm gonna swerve to avoid a cat who RAN OUT FROM THE CURB AND INTO MY CAR? That makes no sense. Maybe i need to change the thread title so you tools get it. |
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nedloh3 |
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Posts: 4095 (07/21/08 8:14 AM) Registered user |
I don't roll in shit.
I don't eat shit. I'm not excited when people come home. I don't sleep all day. I don't pay attention when people walk by our house. I have my testicles. I am drop dead gorgeous though. |
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NiceToAnimals |
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Posts: 10295 (07/21/08 8:16 AM) Registered User |
It was a Kamikaze Kat.
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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Posts: 22840 (07/21/08 8:16 AM) |
Cats are easily replaced.
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TC |
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Posts: 644 (07/21/08 8:18 AM) I Need A Clue
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Heh. My MIL has a plaque in her house that says "Cats are like potato chips. You can't have just one."
My kid always walks up to and says "Cats are like potato chips. You can't eat just one!" He funny. |
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 12950 (07/21/08 8:20 AM) Registered user |
Heh....my maternal grandmother had a plaque in her apartment that read "Italians are like potato chips. Greasy and bad for you."
She wasn't all that crazy about my dad. |
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NiceToAnimals |
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Posts: 10296 (07/21/08 8:21 AM) Registered User |
He should work on his reading comprehension...I've heard the Sylvan Learning Centers are excellent for that.
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 39124 (07/21/08 8:21 AM) |
TC....you have officially set the tone for this week.
We are ENEMIES this week!!!!! >:c ( FUCK YOU, YOU MOUSTACHED BAD SELFISH MOTHER. THEY'RE MOLESTING YOUR BOY IN CHILD CARE RIGHT NOW ALL SO YOU CAN DRIVE A LEXUS. |
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