So, a cat ran into the side of my car this morning.

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TC	So, a cat ran into the side of my car this morning.	Lead	[-]
Posts: 604 (07/21/08 5:59 AM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Fucking thing almost ruined my morning. Down By The River was on SO loud that my rear view mirror was vibrating. Damn I love that song. Anyhoo, I'm driving and I feel/hear a big THUMP, right under my drivers seat. I'm thinking my car is falling apart or something. I slow down a lot (I'm pretty sure I was going 70 in a 30). I look in the rear view and see this big fucking black and white cat run over to the other side of the road and into some bushes through a fence. So I guess I didn't even kill it. Probably brain-damaged it. But with a cat, who could tell, huh? It occurred to me once I made it to my destination that it had not occurred to me earlier to stop or anything. I did check my car and there does not seem to be any dents or anything. so why the fuck are people allowed to let their fucking cats run free potentially causing ME to get into an accident???? Assholes. Last Edited By: TC 07/21/08 8:16 AM. Edited 2 times.
chicaguapa		#1	[-]
Posts: 12200 (07/21/08 6:01 AM) Greed Is Good Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Thank God you're car is OK!
imama		#2	[-]
Posts: 3772 (07/21/08 6:02 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	your
TC		#3	[-]
Posts: 606 (07/21/08 6:03 AM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I know, right?
Zeep		#4	[-]
Posts: 8238 (07/21/08 6:03 AM) Psycho Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	imama makes me so proud. You sure it wasn't a skunk, Tea?
TC		#5	[-]
Posts: 607 (07/21/08 6:04 AM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Nah. Skunks are low riders with their tiny little charla legs. This thing was pretty much leaping.
jgabler		#6	[-]
Posts: 3290 (07/21/08 6:04 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You were doing 70 in a 30? I bet you were tapping out an SMS at the same time, weren't you? Consider yourself lucky you didn't hit a kid.
nedloh3		#7	[-]
Posts: 4088 (07/21/08 6:04 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This much madness is way too much sorrow for me.
TC		#8	[-]
Posts: 608 (07/21/08 6:05 AM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dead.....shot her dead..... What's a SMS? Is that like a knackerbrau?
chicaguapa		#9	[-]
Posts: 12203 (07/21/08 6:06 AM) Greed Is Good Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sounds like suicide to me.
Stanley Livingston		#10	[-]
Posts: 4 (07/21/08 6:07 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Golly, Mrs. C! One time I hit cat with my slingshot and I thought I killed it. When it got back up it gave me the willies something awful and I ended up with a big hash mark in my bvd's. I bet you have one too if you check.
TC		#11	[-]
Posts: 610 (07/21/08 6:09 AM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm thinking you meant to use your Potsie ghostnic and fucked up? Either way, how do I attract all the impotent character nics on this board?
CFmomma		#12	[-]
Posts: 2990 (07/21/08 6:10 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The pertinent question...you were listening to Neil Young? Excellent choice. Note: you probably gave the feline a reverse Mohawk but no other real damage.
khnum		#13	[-]
Posts: 18779 (07/21/08 6:11 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	alol @ Charla legs
TC		#14	[-]
Posts: 611 (07/21/08 6:12 AM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	No, I'm telling you this was a LOUD thump. I had the song on 11 and I still heard it. Well...I guess I felt it as much as heard it. But it was a pretty strong impact.
TC		#15	[-]
Posts: 612 (07/21/08 6:13 AM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Don't make me kill you, khnum.
ilikelissie		#16	[-]
Posts: 12941 (07/21/08 6:14 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Cats can take some serious abuse and still run. One time I kicked one so hard I thought I broke my toe and once that fucker came down he ran like he was 100% healthy.
khnum		#17	[-]
Posts: 18780 (07/21/08 6:15 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Don't make me mumble yawn report mumble you.
CFmomma		#18	[-]
Posts: 2991 (07/21/08 6:15 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TC wrote: No, I'm telling you this was a LOUD thump. I had the song on 11 and I still heard it. Well...I guess I felt it as much as heard it. But it was a pretty strong impact. The thing ran off, so it couldn't be too badly damaged if it was capable of moving of its own volition. I had the same thing happen to me and other than an extreme hair cut, the feline survived relatively unscathed. It was a very loud bump. shrugs guess the nine lives thing is true?
Stanley Livingston		#19	[-]
Posts: 5 (07/21/08 6:16 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jeepers Mrs. C, you're creeping me out with the boner talk.
TC		#20	[-]
Posts: 613 (07/21/08 6:17 AM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Um....why are you argueing with me about this? Why are you trying to one up my cat thumping story? This will not end well. And why to you keep talking about a hair cut? Why would anything happen to its fur (it's fur btw, not hair ) if it ran head first into my quarterpanel?

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