Pert.ition to unban Xabana

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Eurytol		#81	[-]
Posts: 2184 (07/19/08 12:36 AM) Badass motherfucker-er More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I can't go to bed quite yet, I'm playing scrabulous. Oh yeah, and I'm watching Weems try to steal some of xabana's thunder.
Monsieur Muggles		#82	[-]
Posts: 4542 (07/19/08 12:38 AM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Eurytol wrote: Where's Khnum when you need him? Should I send up the Mafia? The kiddiots would be arriving shortly if called.
Jakob Speed		#83	[-]
Posts: 1796 (07/19/08 12:43 AM) Registered User More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Antithesys wrote: Jake I've cyberred with so many splinterverse milfs, xabby should be calling the 'thorities on ME oh gawd. ...quick, someone register MacDaddythesys
MartytheMarquesanMoose		#84	[-]
Posts: 4359 (07/19/08 12:52 AM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jake I've wetted so many VOAPs, xabby should be calling the 'thorities on ME fixed. And I spared Xabby the trouble (he seems kinda over-extended at the moment) and called them meself. me: "Officer? Calvin has been chatting up a bunch of horny semi-menopausal sluts." Officer: "Did he pay them any money?" Me: "Well, it's sort of complicated. Anti's attention can be considered as a monetary equivalent. Did I mention that he used to be 16 once and he was really precocious?" Officer "Is he still underage? because that's something we can do something about" Me: "Well, he was probably 32 when he first started posting, but he claimed to be 16. Is that kinda creepy?" Officer: "Not at all, concerned citizen. The internet is a great role-playing sandbox. Whether it's an bunch of 16-year old "milfs" or a 400-lb "lipstick lesbian", they can say or do what they want. I'm sorry I don't have more time to hear about this sordid story, but all of our manpower is currently on the streets looking for some stereotype gay character who may have pissed off some condo dwellers. We take any complaints from THAT sector of the tax base very seriously"
TobaccoRhoda		#85	[-]
Posts: 26573 (07/19/08 12:53 AM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I am secretly, (well until now) FUMING that ag thinks me and xabana are similar. I AM NOT KIND HEARTED AND GENEROUS, GODDAMNIT. I am planning a meltdown that will make the holocaust look like a friendly backyard barbeque.
Antithesys		#86	[-]
Posts: 22547 (07/19/08 12:53 AM) Gadabout More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I was 32 when I started posting and now I'm 16.
Monsieur Muggles		#87	[-]
Posts: 4543 (07/19/08 12:56 AM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Will there be chicken and milk bags served, TRho?
Dr Weems		#88	[-]
Posts: 39087 (07/19/08 1:03 AM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	xabana > Eurytol home-wrecker cyber-chat-room-WHORE that caused YUKU
TobaccoRhoda		#89	[-]
Posts: 26574 (07/19/08 1:04 AM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Concerned citizen of the Internets: Hello? Is this the police? I'd like to report suspected drunk posting. Bored cop: Are they driving? Concerned citizen of the Internets: No, they're posting. I'd like to report them. I'm a lawyer and I know the law. All the resources are on my side. Bored cop: What infraction of the law are they committing, sir? Sir? What is that sound? Concerned citizen of the Internets: I stepped on my dog. Bored cop: I hate this goddamned job.
X Bilkis		#90	[-]
Posts: 214 (07/19/08 1:07 AM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	xabana wrote: I actually just did call the authorities on S. xabana wrote: I could call the authorities. It is now up to me to pursue. wootles
squashthebeef		#91	[-]
Posts: 14096 (07/19/08 1:07 AM) super badass More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How Hoceanea finished seventh I'll never understand.
TobaccoRhoda		#92	[-]
Posts: 26576 (07/19/08 1:09 AM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Chewenonu finished first, I'll have you know.
Jakob Speed		#93	[-]
Posts: 1799 (07/19/08 1:11 AM) Registered User More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TobaccoRhoda wrote: Concerned citizen of the Internets: Hello? Is this the police? I'd like to report suspected drunk posting. Bored cop: Are they driving? Concerned citizen of the Internets: No, they're posting. I'd like to report them. I'm a lawyer and I know the law. All the resources are on my side. Bored cop: What infraction of the law are they committing, sir? Sir? What is that sound? Concerned citizen of the Internets: I stepped on my dog. Bored cop: I hate this goddamned job. In person you always ask crazies what medication they are taking, then when they say "none", you ask what kind did your doctor say you should be taking? Then you ask for their doctor's name. It is amazing how fast they retract their dumbass complaint and turtle. I always suspected that ploy may have violated privacy laws, but hey, who the hell were they going to call? Last Edited By: Jakob Speed 07/19/08 1:14 AM. Edited 1 times.
squashthebeef		#94	[-]
Posts: 14097 (07/19/08 1:11 AM) super badass More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	YOU'RE BLAMING ME?!?!?!
star jumper		#95	[-]
Posts: 35028 (07/19/08 1:15 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This Bana freak be trippin
TobaccoRhoda		#96	[-]
Posts: 26577 (07/19/08 1:15 AM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I blame She. Say, do you think Xabana has gone to bed or do you think the men with the nets have arrived at his house after his phone call to the cops? Just speculate.
Monsieur Muggles		#97	[-]
Posts: 4546 (07/19/08 1:16 AM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I speculate he has taken his act to the 'verse. Several boards, in fact.
Poverteeflatz		#98	[-]
Posts: 14973 (07/19/08 1:17 AM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I think he's gone to bed.
star jumper		#99	[-]
Posts: 35030 (07/19/08 1:18 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OT can't be tainted though, so don't get why he's acting it out here.
Monsieur Muggles		#100	[-]
Posts: 4547 (07/19/08 1:18 AM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Wow. Ex nae on the 'verse speculation. But wow. This is just mind-boggling.

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