Hey Xabs, make sure you tell the cops to knock softly. The kid just cut his first tooth today and he didn't get a nap all day.
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Shag |
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This is the Xabby I always knew. In a way, I'm glad he's being honest about it with everyone now.
Hey Xabs, make sure you tell the cops to knock softly. The kid just cut his first tooth today and he didn't get a nap all day. |
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Eurytol |
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OMG!!! HE JUST OUTTED ME AS CAULIEVE IN ANOTHER THREAD!!!
(ok, I really am laughing now). |
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Poverteeflatz |
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Rub some whiskey on his gums!
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Shag |
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No booze, it's all for mommy!!!
The threats are still less disturbing than him ranting about his penis size. |
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Jakob Speed |
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Eurytol wrote: At least Caulieve was nice and not a filthy whore. Jakob aka Neener137 |
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Eurytol |
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You know the worst thing about this whole mess??
He's going to get kicked out of the Condo now! |
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xabana |
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OH, I have all the legal arguments against Shag. She should be worried. I know the law, I've screen-saved all of her comments. Blah blah blah.
I could call the authorities. She is in trouble, folks. It is now up to me to pursue. At this point, she should be kowtowing to me. :) But I'm not an unlikeable guy. I know she is AMAZINGLY smart. I would actually love her as a real life friend because she is freaking hilarious and has a bunch of great characteristics. I just wish she would stop the act..... OH well, I will take the bullet on this one if push comes to shove. C'est la vie. I lose. She wins. |
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Jakob Speed |
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Shag wrote: It's the really, really, really, REALLY small things that make crazies go off.
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Lloyd Bonafide |
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I wish Merkyl was alive to see this.
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Link Please |
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xabana wrote: |
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TobaccoRhoda |
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But I'm not an unlikeable guy. Never has anyone been wrong about so much in so few words. |
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Eurytol |
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So what I got from that is if Shag doesn't end up becoming friends with super-bana he'll involve the authorities.
This is my new favorite thread ever. |
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Jakob Speed |
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xabana wrote: You are completely insane. The most crazy shit any ten posters have posted in sucks history combined wouldn't get a uniformed cop in a patrol car sent
out to investigate, let alone overworked child services staffer. You are a world class internet wiener - par excellance. If there is a Scampy for biggest board
douche of 2008, Congrats Scabby! YOU ARE A WIENER!
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Charming Nemesis |
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This is the first such psychotic episode I've experienced here. Are they all so 0-60 like this?
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squashthebeef |
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she is AMAZINGLY smart. Now you're just plain spiraling into dementia. |
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Shag |
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I'd rather the cops picked me up, soused and holding my kid by an ankle, than attend a Xabby slumber party.
Squashy's going on the list. He knows which one. I won't say but I'll PM something to someone and he'll pay, OOOHHH he'll pay. |
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Poverteeflatz |
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But we play spin the empty liquor bottle at his slumber parties!
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Eurytol |
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Careful who you PM! It could secretly end up being super-bana in disguise!!
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Jakob Speed |
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Charming Nemesis wrote: 0-60 and straight into a brickwall is more apt. I was here at time of the Oiler and KoM suicides and was pissing myself laughing in real time as it
happened. And in the shopping with Swazz thread in the beginning. They are my favorite three trainwrecks.
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Shag |
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Swazz was harmless, with her little "shopping" expedition. If Naa hadn't tried to be helpful, we never would've known that she was faking.
Xabby and Oiler and Kom, well...birds of a feather fly together.
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