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#17 - Mike "Boogie" Malin, BB7: All Stars (Score: 117)



I don't know why he's so low. I can't think of a single mistake he made in the game. The great doctor called his game "perfect" and that's exactly the problem. Because he had the perfect alliance mate, a player more emotionally manipulative and strategic than the rest of the All Stars combined (or the entire BB cast, Seasons 1-10 for that matter), he's received a massive deduction. Is that fair? I think so.

See, I came up with this formula.

+ Played a fantastic game
- Should have never been playing in that game in the first place

Now, I'll take the - off of the bottom of that cross and leave Booger with the finger. Fuck you, you pretty good player & poor excuse for a rat, let alone a human being!

Except, if you had checked out the tidbits on the first post in this thread, you'd know that one winner didn't make the list! Que surprise?

K. I dreamt I had posted this next one but now I can go to sleep knowing I have!!!!

16. Nicole Nilson Schaffrich (Score: 136.5)



This is where I think the dividing line ends between "good" to "fucking phenomenal". From here on out, only the major Gods and high priests of the Shapiro religion will be making appearances.

BB2 was all about adaptation. Adapting to the new format was a challenge for everyone involved as they had no idea what to expect. Nicole's game, like Will's, was incredibly dynamic rather than focused on a set strategy like the legions that have followed with their boring Will-clone games or repetitive team vs. team play. At first, she looked like she'd be the initial evictee and totally flipped the house over in Week 1, pulling the ultimate screw-you on a douchebaggy alliance and their pawn nominee, eventually forming a one-two punch with Hardy that completely dominated up until Will was allowed to sneak through the cracks thanks to a tricky maneuver involving an endurance competition & a blanket.

Now, in case you're still wondering, Nicole was the one whom I'd mentioned earlier about being the original goat. While her motherly tendencies did earn her in-house friends (especially from cooking), she also was sorta bi-polar. Bunky, Monica & Hardy would've also defeated her in the finals, no question in my mind. That still doesn't take away her balls-to-the-wall type game and incredibly strict control over the entire house. In fact, from her control of the kitchen to Hardy and the resulting nominations week-in and out, she may have been the most assertive house guest in the history of the series. Probably ranked a bit too low for my taste but at least she's up there with fifteen more legends and that's damn good enough.