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#22 - Monica Bailey, BB2 (Score: 97)



After its inaugural season of strategic mayhem, many credited Will Kirby with pioneering the ultimate way to win the show. After all, any game that lowers your chances of winning by being a competitor should therefore result in every future player using the same competition throwing tactics in order to appear absolutely meek & feeble. Oddly enough, very few people have continued on this course for long periods of time, mostly Dan & Eric Stein whom both look like distorted versions of the aforementioned doctor. In fact, Eric was initially set to appear on the second season while Dan's so obviously copying from the same textbook. Still, it's so confusing that nobody else has utilized the best set of methods to getting to the end which are to make as many friends as possible, appear physically & mentally unintimidating, and win the last few competitions in order to seal the deal. Either the hundred-or-so players to enter that house since are complete morons or they're just too competitive to give up in most of the HOH & veto challenges. The most likely reasoning why the obvious doesn't happen often is:

A) The player feels that losing so many competitions will hinder their chances of winning when facing the jury. Plausible.

and/or

B) The player throwing challenges actually sucks enough at them that they are incapable of winning the last few (Eric Stein, anyone?)

Moreover, let's not forget that likability is key in order to let people carry you to a point three yards from the finish line. Will Kirby certainly was anything but universally liked in that house. Lisa is a pretty good example of making the right friends and being a non-threat. Carried to the halfway point in the game, she managed to sneak under obvious potential game-winners Roddy/Marcellas and a stronger challenge threat in the very competitive Amy Crews. Still, Lisa wasn't throwing challenges and had far too many friends on the jury, meaning her F3 HOH win was absolutely essential which it should be for a player with a quality shot at winning.

Anyway, my point here is that Monica Bailey is inadvertently the person responsible for the most successful type of game play. While she gets props for forming nice social bonds with her season's cast, she obviously wasn't throwing the challenges. On the All Stars feeds, Will even remarked that it was incredibly difficult to try and pretend he was absolutely awful at those mini-games when Bailey was often outshining him in the incompetent department. Not sure what else to say about Ms. "It's On!" aside from that she fits the mold of players like Jameka, Cowboy, Sharon etc. Only difference is that she actually could've won the game thanks to having superior social skills whereas the others all did or would've ended up shortchanged after the jury had their say. Also, major strategic props to Mo for milking the 9/11 death of a relative in order to boost her All Stars campaign despite the fact that the family member had died during BB2 rather than after. Classy, no. Cunning, yes.


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#1:

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#2:

A shitty veto challenge clusterfuck that Chicken George could've won. Yes, it's RANDOM! You choose, America.

Which of the following players should appear next on the list?

A) The twenty-first best player
B) The 21st best player
C) The fifth worst player on our list
D) A player that just missed the top 20

I'll be collecting votes from now until tonight at 12 AM EST (which is in 22 minutes).

#3:

The following will soon appear on our list:

- The long awaited (or reviled) first appearance of the Donatos. Is it their only place on the list?

- A contestant I barely remember. Ok, I really don't aside from their hair.

- A Winner.

And those could all be the same person but I always remember what a Dick looks like.

#21 - Karen O'Neil Ganci, BB5 (Score: 100.7)



Karen is a hot MILF best known in the house for playing with herself while watching Diane give Drew an under-the-covers handjob. Sorry, I've got nothing.

Ok, I guess I can give it a go. She made good friends with Nakomis, Diane, Will & the Twin Beasts. In fact, I consider Karen to be the glue of that alliance and the de facto leader even if she wasn't overt about it. She had close ties with the females and her best buddy was Will. I'm sure Will would've bonded with the other girls, anyway, but you just have to take one look at Karen and realize she's got great leadership qualities. She just seems to subtly command authority. Her undoing game-wise had everything to do with having a good set of numbers turned against her mostly due to Diane handing the game to Drew on a silver platter. If Diane thinks with her head rather than her vag, she'd gun for Drew sooner, opening up Karen to a better set of odds. Basically, she parlayed her sweetness into a great majority alliance that unfortunately had a few close bonds in Nakomis-Cowboy & Diane-Drew (both to an extent). After debating the finer details, it's safe to say that Karen did exceptionally well given the hand she was dealt.