Diane (To The Tune Of Leonard Cohen's Suzanne)
Diane takes you down to her place in Big Brother
You can hear the twin beasts sigh
You can watch Jase piss on towels
And you know Karen's half crazy
Money's why you want to be there
And Di gives undercover handjobs
That sure go the extra mile
And just when you mean to tell her
That you can not win against her
Then she gets you on her wavelength
And she lets you win the gay-ame
Diane drawn in by what she Drew with gay-dar worse than expected. "You can't win against me, Drew. I've spoon fed you strategy for weeks now and my advice has worked pretty well. So yes, you can't beat me. But uh, that doesn't mean you shouldn't take me to the end, right?"













