Janelle, Janelle some of your fans be morons!
To the competitions your brain did you truly bring
But in the house, your mouth around Will's cock ring
Cutting off circulation to your many neurons
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14. Janelle Pierzina, BB7 (Score: 155)
Janelle, Janelle some of your fans be morons! To the competitions your brain did you truly bring But in the house, your mouth around Will's cock ring Cutting off circulation to your many neurons |
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13. Lisa Donahue, BB3 (Score: 171)
Lovely Lisa Floating On A Plastic Tube, In A Plastic Sea Winning The Final, Most Important Key Unraveling The Dreams Of The Un-Nominated |
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12. Danielle Reyes, BB7 (174.7)
They Almost Unraveled Your Plans Instantaneously But You Spun A Web Of Deceit Simultaneously You Formed The Legion, Showing Spontaneity You Proved Yourself To Be Immortal Courageously |
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Next on the list.
Obviously, one of these falls short of the top ten. Two others are in the top ten. One of these actually isn't showing up next but is in our Top 5! So, what's the order of the next three and which one of these is in the Top 5? |
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Mike - Top 5 |
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Wow, if All Stars Alislut is on this list, imagine how high she must be on here for her season 4 appearance! ;)
4. Jen 3. Janelle S6 2. Maggie Top 5. Alislut |
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Those write-ups just aren't what they used to be.
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Jen should get eleventh. If it's based on gaming, Maggie is guaranteed top 5.
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LKMOSCAR wrote: jen should get 1, forever, and e-ever fore-e-ever, forever [/chris brown] but maggie should be high she had great game |
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Jen actually did have a pretty good plan. I just don't know why Daniele decided to turn on her when Jen had her and her dad's back at the F9 vote.
Traiterous bitch.
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LKMOSCAR wrote: daniele hated her no matter what, even when they were "aligned" she talked sooo much shit about her, ppl keep saying jen was the one playing personal, but she was able to get over how much DnD had done to her and work with them, but DnD couldnt get past that |
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Bump.
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Daniele was a self-rightous bitch.
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I actually kind of like Daniele now, and I think she has matured. I have to remind myself that she was only 20/21 on the show, and that she will only become a
more well rounded person.........hopefully.
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I could probably have sex with Daniele if it were anal sex. She needs to be taught a lesson and mature some more before deserving vaginal intercourse from my
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11. Janelle Pierzina, BB6 (Score: 188.6)
Should've kept the reins on Howie rather than letting him discuss strategy with Maggie. That, of course, is a failing of the entire Sovereign Six (five at the time) and Kaysar stupidly telling Howie some crap Ivette told him about James right before leaving. God, Kaysar sucks. Janelle then continually avoided targetting Maggie and went after the wrong people, usually those that had just won an HOH and eliminated one of her flock. If she didn't take things personally and played with a clear conscience, this girl would easily be a Top 5 calibre player but her game pretty much goes down the toilet once you nominate her, turning her eyes red and salivating for vengeance. She almost won by putting together a smear campaign against Ivette that was making waves with April & Jenn. Who knows how that would've turned out? In the end, pretty much everyone but Maggie was hurt by the one side vs. the other play and there were a zillion bonafide strategies that could've elevated one player or the next to victory. When anger rules the day, you'll rue the day you stopped playing with your brain and let your heart rum amuck. You'll wake up one day looking like a beaten up whore, not having the fabulous Renny pick you for the competition. Instead, a pervy old man who has obvious taste in house guests will pick you and say how great you are, all the while knowing you're childless, impoverished and Dr. Will's eating caviar. |
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10. Maggie Ausburn (Score 192.4)
I still like to think she's Cappy's sister because they have the same forehead and smile. Also, I like to think they've banged. Maggie's best known for beaing a total non-character and four points: 1) Forming a religion devoted to her partner - With the help of Ivette the Baptist, she prepared the way for the mourners to flock around his picture and plot their revenge on the Iraqis. 2) Winning a random ass HOH competition - This was key because it sent Kaysar packing, facilitating his alliance's demise while he was away by a renegage Jedi. 3) The aforementioned visor over Howie's eyes - What a fucking moron we have in Howie. 4) Keeping her mouth shut - She spent a bunch of days on the treadmill and can you blame her? The moves she did pull off were some of the biggest in BB history and cemented her a 500K check which she presumably spent on male prostitutes. |
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Upon rewatching BB6, Maggie actually played a really great game.
*hides* |
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Maggie should be in the top 3 if we're talking about BB GAMERS. However, top 10 is good.
So, which is it, Alison or Jen in the top 5?? Or are they both? ZOMG! |
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The Janelle and Maggie blokes are rather handsome I can see why the gays/women fancied them so much.
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So, which is it, Alison or Jen in the top 5?? Or are they both? ZOMG!Don't get too excited. I laid the groundwork for the twist and one of those two will be showing up next. I decided not to post their entry yet in order to let people play the guessing game a bit longer. Tomorrow, I'll post up the next one and try to come up with something different for the rest of the Top Ten. Anyone open to the guest writer twist can still volunteer to do a write-up on an upcoming house mate. You'll get an early peek at some of the results. |
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