As a bachelorette.
Tomorrow I pick up a cargo van, drive to VA, and pick up the dogs. Foo will follow me with the cats.
No more belching, sitting around with my hands down my pants, farting, peeing with the bathroom door open. Ok, I can still do that, but now I will have an audience again! As an attention whore, an audience is very important to my happiness.
The fact that I won't be allowed to smoke in the house anymore is more than compensated for by the fact that I can have hawt lesbian action more than two nights a month.
Celebrate with me by sending tit pics that I can share with Bernie.
Tomorrow I pick up a cargo van, drive to VA, and pick up the dogs. Foo will follow me with the cats.
No more belching, sitting around with my hands down my pants, farting, peeing with the bathroom door open. Ok, I can still do that, but now I will have an audience again! As an attention whore, an audience is very important to my happiness.
The fact that I won't be allowed to smoke in the house anymore is more than compensated for by the fact that I can have hawt lesbian action more than two nights a month.
Celebrate with me by sending tit pics that I can share with Bernie.
) Tomorrow might be a bittersweet day for
you, if so. Having the family all together again in the new home will end the day on a high note, though. 
