Patrick Wilson does have a big ass. He also has nice lips.
Billy Crudup is a God. Now available in gold and blue. He's also Jesus' son.
Malin Ackerman...no. Sorry. Nice try, but no. Matthew Goode was also an issue.
P.S. Bulldykes get no love. Silhouette gets to reenact The Kiss but poor Josephine doesn't even appear. (Does she?)
Also, I was really hoping to see young Laurie's freaky eyes and mouth reflected in a snow globe. One of the more terrifying parts of the graphic novel.
















