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Bjorkrazy wrote:

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I'm surprised no one in this thread has mentioned how badly the new producers Bill Condon and Laurence Mark are trying to fuck up the Oscarcast. I want to make Bill Condon my personal punching bag, and would sincerely love to witness his slow, tragic, painful death and even take a part in it. It's like these two fucks are trying to sabotage the entire show on purpose.

First, they announce they want to turn this shit into some big musical number. Tolerable. But now Hugh Jackman is singing with Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Amanda Seyfried, and Beyonce. Like, why? Just...WHY? They all get to present too, along with Robert Pattinson. It's fucking BULLSHIT that these Disney cunts get to present, and some of last year's acting winners aren't even confirmed to present yet.

Also what's ridiculous is that the nominated songs, yes actually NOMINATED songs are limited to 65 seconds each while those twats get to do a whole production number together. I don't know what the reasoning for all this is, considering last year they tried to boost ratings with Miley Cyrus presenting but nothing happened. So they can just fucking quit and let the Oscars be classy for once, PLEASE.

I hate, hate, hate Bill Condon and wish him a horrible life of disease, sickness, and tragedy.

Oh, and now they want to use this opportunity to "tell a story" and have nominees/presenters act "in character". So Kate Winslet will come as a Nazi, I guess.

The two dozen awards, along with the honorary Oscar to Jerry Lewis, will be presented in the context of a story that involves both the presenters and the nominees. Not sure what that means, but it sounds intriguing enough. So don't expect the usual scenario: one of the supporting awards bestowed in the first half-hour, followed by a long drought till the usual deluge of top awards in the last half-hour.