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Posts: 3078 (07/19/08 10:15 PM) Registered user |
No wonder Grodner casted this baffoon, and for most of the quotes I'm reading I have to ask myself if he truly said it or not. Then I realize that
ya'll are not making jokes but he actualy did say it.
By the end of the season we'll have a lot to read about his stay in the BB house. |
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OaktownFunk |
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Posts: 358 (07/19/08 10:25 PM) Registered user |
Get ready for Jerry to throw a competition in the future.....me thinks he wouldn't mind being handcuffed to an Angie, Keesha, or April for 24 hours.
"it looks like we can both fit in the outhouse at the same time" |
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So Very Sassy |
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Posts: 463 (07/20/08 12:01 AM) |
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Kym |
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Posts: 667 (07/20/08 12:11 AM) |
ugh no
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agent2424 |
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Posts: 3084 (07/20/08 12:29 AM) Registered user |
Thanks for the vid, it's perfect for this thread
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OaktownFunk |
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Posts: 371 (07/20/08 2:36 AM) Registered user |
1:35am bb time
Jerry knows that " April is warm and tender". He goes on to repeat it a few times. wonder if Jerry's talk is turning Ollie and April on? |
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Pragmatically Absurd |
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Posts: 702 (07/20/08 3:08 PM) |
"Show me your lips."
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diewinelle |
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Posts: 8442 (07/20/08 3:14 PM) |
pepaw just reported he has a hard-on every morning. heh heh heh.
isn't he just the most adorable thing?   
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One mean spider |
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Posts: 4561 (07/20/08 3:16 PM) Registered User |
Leave it to him to make a militarty joke sound dirty and disgusting
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DeadTwista |
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Posts: 2864 (07/20/08 3:25 PM) |
Jerry just asked Ollie "Do you have April stink on your fingers?" Then proceeded to try and sniff them. This old perv must be stopped!!! 5:21pm
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Dictatorship |
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Posts: 2752 (07/20/08 3:29 PM) |
Jeez, what a nasty pervert.....
Keep em coming!
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Kym |
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Posts: 693 (07/20/08 3:30 PM) |
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One mean spider |
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Posts: 4563 (07/20/08 3:31 PM) Registered User |
Jerry just said "you sure do have nice hair Michelle"
He was referring to her pubes. |
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Mellow913 |
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Posts: 389 (07/20/08 3:32 PM) Registered user |
DeadTwista wrote: oh no he didn't. You are kidding right. |
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Dictatorship |
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Posts: 2753 (07/20/08 3:33 PM) |
Can the thread-starter compile all the quotes into one post? I'm laughing my ass off.. What a fucked up man...
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LeeLeeRaRa |
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Posts: 473 (07/20/08 3:36 PM) |
I feel the need to shower after reading this thread. Here's hoping the old geezer strokes out soon.
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Pragmatically Absurd |
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Posts: 708 (07/20/08 4:24 PM) |
He's been known to lie dormant (with penis fully erect) for 72 hours at a time, so prepare yourself for necro-lurve.
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 2999 (07/20/08 4:29 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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"When I was in the Navy I went to Korea and bought some pussy. She sorta looked like Angie. I violated every orifice of Mammasun's body, I tell ya.
The prices back then were cheaper. Two dollars for cooch, four dollars for ass and only 50 cents for a sweet beeg."
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snalpoacks |
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Posts: 1071 (07/20/08 5:15 PM) Stranger with benefits
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Now he was talking about a girl at a high school satisfying herself with a Coke bottle.
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DeadTwista |
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Posts: 2867 (07/20/08 5:23 PM) |
That's it. I cant listen to Jerry anymore. This man is truly sick. Jerry explaining to the group how he met his wife "I met her at a donkey show in Mexico back in 53. When I saw her take the full donkey shaft I knew that she was the one." Total silence as the group looks horrified. 7:17 pm est |
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