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JaniTholeMyDolly		#41	[-]
Posts: 2955 (07/19/08 1:11 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Pragmatically Absurd wrote: Jani, I love your Renny thread, but you are on fire in this perv blog, baby. On fire. Thanks =)
SardonicallyIrrelevant		#42	[-]
Posts: 18132 (07/19/08 1:33 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	He was just rubbing Keesha's shoulders. She was very still, like one should be when approached by an unfamiliar animal.
RomCen		#43	[-]
Posts: 13088 (07/19/08 1:34 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SardonicallyIrrelevant wrote: He was just rubbing Keesha's shoulders. She was very still, like one should be when approached by an unfamiliar animal. He learned those moves from Bush when he massaged the German Chancellor.
SardonicallyIrrelevant		#44	[-]
Posts: 18133 (07/19/08 1:36 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	RomCen wrote: SardonicallyIrrelevant wrote: He was just rubbing Keesha's shoulders. She was very still, like one should be when approached by an unfamiliar animal. He learned those moves from Bush when he massaged the German Chancellor.
Pragmatically Absurd		#45	[-]
Posts: 658 (07/19/08 1:42 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"Who needs an enema?! I want to give you an enema! I want to BE your enema!!!" Saturday 12:41 AM. eta: I'm afraid the slop is really getting to the old guy.
tdugan333		#46	[-]
Posts: 4474 (07/19/08 3:20 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	That one two punch of Rom and SI is gonna require I get a new middle row on my keyboard.
agent2424		#47	[-]
Posts: 3070 (07/19/08 1:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jerry, "Of course I know how to use the internet. You wouldn't believe where I go on the internet. You know where I stop? When ever it says.. "enter credit card number." From someone on the live feed discussion thread, I thought it was fit to bring it here. I'm guessing by this he signs up to porn websites with his credit card. How many he hasn't said yet, but he did say "You would'nt believe where I go on the internet." so I'm guessing he's signed up to a lot of hot young girls. That or he tries accessing a lot of websites but doesn't know how to use his credit card so he stops and goes back to the free porn websites.
Blondzilla5150		#48	[-]
Posts: 1825 (07/19/08 4:17 PM) A Danger to Myself & Others Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	3:15pm pdt Jerry says: "I can do a masturbation course, to a man or a woman!" EWWWWWWWW
memyselfandi		#49	[-]
Posts: 14598 (07/19/08 4:17 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"I could give a masturbation class."
rabbitzy		#50	[-]
Posts: 896 (07/19/08 4:18 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	gad, i knew i disliked that old guy in the beginning; now i find out he's a perv to boot. YUK. eta: for fuck's sake, minutes later he mentions having sex AGAIN. what an asshat. Last Edited By: rabbitzy 07/19/08 4:26 PM. Edited 1 times.
ZachtheOgre		#51	[-]
Posts: 1011 (07/19/08 4:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"I can't wait for them to ask me the question 'Jerry, at your age, don't you want to have sex with these women?'!" - 3:24 PM BBT, July 19th
memyselfandi		#52	[-]
Posts: 14600 (07/19/08 4:26 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jerry: I can't wait for someone to ask me if at my age I'd like to have sex with these women. Everyone: AHHHHHHHHH! GROSS! Angie: Jerry, at your age would you like to have sex with these women? Jerry: Yes Everyone AHHHHHHHHH! Gross! Jerry: Joann, don't worry. It's only foreplay! Everyone: Ewwwwwwwwwww
rabbitzy		#53	[-]
Posts: 899 (07/19/08 4:28 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	memyselfandi wrote: Jerry: I can't wait for someone to ask me if at my age I'd like to have sex with these women. Everyone: AHHHHHHHHH! GROSS! Angie: Jerry, at your age would you like to have sex with these women? Jerry: Yes Everyone AHHHHHHHHH! Gross! Jerry: Joann, don't worry. It's only foreplay! Everyone: Ewwwwwwwwwww ^ I'm w/ everyone. How does this pervo not realize that NOBODY is appreciating his creepiness??? Jaysus. eta: and then he moves right from talk of getting implants through bellybuttons (ala natalie) to a brilliant story of how he got a catheter put in through his bellybutton. oh, he is a charmer, for sure. YUK YUK YUK.
vivalasux		#54	[-]
Posts: 170 (07/19/08 5:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	from Jerry's bio on cbs.com: The political office he'd most like to hold is that of President of the United States which he thinks of as the most challenging. His heroes are those who serve in the military and he believes they deserve credit for the fact that we live in a free society. He describes himself as liking to touch, being fair and considerate.
rabbitzy		#55	[-]
Posts: 907 (07/19/08 5:06 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	vivalasux wrote: from Jerry's bio on cbs.com: The political office he'd most like to hold is that of President of the United States which he thinks of as the most challenging. His heroes are those who serve in the military and he believes they deserve credit for the fact that we live in a free society. He describes himself as liking to touch, being fair and considerate. ^oh my god, that is too much! who says that to describe themselves, unless they are either 1. a toddler or 2. a dirty old man!
JaniTholeMyDolly		#56	[-]
Posts: 2977 (07/19/08 5:54 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"I can give masterbation courses. I could demonstrate how to shoot sperm into Angies' mouth properly, like we did in the 50's"
DeadTwista		#57	[-]
Posts: 2832 (07/19/08 6:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jerry "We didnt have condoms in my day. If I didnt want the gal to get knocked up Id just turn her over and drill her in the ass." Sat 8:05pm est.
tdugan333		#58	[-]
Posts: 4486 (07/19/08 6:14 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	DT He should commission you to do his autobiography.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#59	[-]
Posts: 2982 (07/19/08 7:39 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"We didn't have sex toys in my day. We took sticks off trees and used them as dildos. We didn't have all the new-fangeled fake vaginas you youngin's have. We just had to go fuck the cows and chickens! Feathers got all caught in my pubes, but we liked it!"
SmalltownBoy		#60	[-]
Posts: 5072 (07/19/08 8:21 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks guys.

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