Here it is.
A fair warning: This is nowhere in the neighborhood of awesomeness that last year's chart managed by DC was...but I'll do my best to try and offer at least half that.
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Standings:
Roadblocker = +5.5
Smartguy24 = +5
Seaguy/bucking fitch = +3
Miraclemax/Lobsters/Shimme/Wyldawg/YemaGrl1988 = +2
Destinys Champion/swim4life227/Mai4 = +1
CFMomma/ZombieLinda/Jrobbed = 0
kennethp21 = -0.5
ilovety/Heliox/dagny1331 = -1
pjadded/Queen Narnia/Strahlx = -2
suckshardcore = -3
Zebra 3 = -4
Keitspid = -4.5
Mikiboi = -5
Louie77 = -6
Canada = -9
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* = dead/alive.to.me's involving people not officially on the chart.
Pre-season/Top 24 Week - Shaun, Lindsey, Lindsay, Tetiana
Wyldawg is alive to roadblocker
suckshardcore is dead to smartguy24 for massive amounts of Jessica hate.
Roadblocker and louie77 are dead to Destinys Champion for louie's top 24 rankings at Clubs.
Louie is dead to pjadedd forever.
Seaguy is alive to pjadedd forever.
Suckshardcore is alive to pjadedd.
Seaguy and suckshardcore are alive to love like a bomb forever.
Mikiboi is very dead to louie77 for Mitch hatred.
Sexist Canada is dead to Miraclemax
Queen Narnia is dead to Miraclemax
Louie77 and suckshardcore are dead to Mikiboi due to their hate for Glorious Jessica and for their love of crappy Mitch.
Everyone who likes Jessica (smartguy24, Mikiboi, Destiny's Champion, Mai4) are dead to suckshardcore. Everyone who likes Earl/Amberly (roadblocker(A), dagny1331, Miraclemax(E), love like a bomb(E), ilovety(E)) is alive to suckshardcore
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Top 16 Week - Oliver, Marie-Pierre, Omar, Katelyn, Gary, Martin Elimated.
Wyldawg is dead to suckshardcore, seaguy, roadblocker for liking Adam and Drew making the top 10.
louie77 is alive to smartguy24 for shared Katherine hate.
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Top 10 Week - Adam Eliminated
Anybody who likes or is voting for Mark is dead to MiracleMax.
Roadblocker is dead to Wyldawg for ranking Adam/Drew below Mark.
Seaguy is assumed to be alive to Shimme forever
smartguy24 is alive to louie77 and Zebra 3 for the DTM chart.
Roadblocker is alive to Zebra 3 forever for his excellent posts/replies including asking Suckshardcore to set herself on fire.
Suckshardcore is deader than dead to Zebra 3 for denying [their] weiner roast.
Zebra 3 takes a spot on MiracleMax's deadlist for liking Mark.
Suckshardcore is almost alive to seaguy.
*Dagny1331 is on life support to Lobsters for not liking Sebastien at the moment and defiling the maternity pants.
smartguy24 is alive to Miraclemax for the DTM chart and for not being a regional voter.
smartguy24 is alive to Wyldawg forever. Goes without saying.
Wyldawg retracts roadblocker being dead to him. He doesn't want to give roadblocker the satisfaction.
ilovety is super alive to Miraclemax for having the same top 3 favorites.
Everyone who likes Amberly is dead to Destinys Champion: Keitspid, louie77, Miraclemaz, Queen Narnia, seaguy, smartguy, ilovety, dagny1331
suckshardcore and roadblocker are double dead to Destiny's Champion for their amounts of Goddess Amberly worship.
Mikiboi is alive to Destiny's champion because he's fierce.
Mai4 is alive to Destiny's Champion because he liked both Lisa and Jessica.
kennethp21 and *swim4life227 are alive to Destiny's champion for being sane enough to hate on Amberly and speak out against that overpraised whore.
*ZombieLinda is alive to Destinys Champion for making this wonderful statement regarding Mark: "He's already slayed someone who seemed to be a fan favorite for a while. I can't wait until he knocks people like Amberly out. <3"
*YemaGrl1988 is alive to Destinys Champion forever for continuously having such amazing taste in reality TV constestants, finding Amberly annoying, and being the only other one here who power voted for Lisa.
Canada is Omarosa to Destinys Champion.
DC is dead to suckshardcore for abandonding us and hating Amberly.
People alive to suckshardcore:
- Jrobbed
- louie77
- Miraclemax
- pjadded
- Queen Narnia
- ShimMe
- Strahlx
- dagny1331
- *Lobsters
- Mikiboi (almost)
- smartguy (almost)
- kennethp21 (almost)
People dead to suckshardcore:
- Wyldawg
- Mai4
- Zebra3 (forever and ever)
- Seaguy (on life support)
*smartguy24 is almost dead to bucking fitch for omission from the chart.
Destinys Champion is alive to smartguy24 because of his appreciation for how much work CI5's DTM chart was.
*Anyone who hates Mookie (seaguy, Keitspid) is dead to bucking fitch.
*Destinys Champion is alive to YemaGrl1988.
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Top 9 Week - Katherine Eliminated
pjadedd is just alive to *bucking fitch because of the un-Mookification.
*bucking fitch is alive to *CFMomma for shared Mookie adoration.
pjadedd is alive to suckshardcore because of the hate on Gina Glocksen levels for Mark.
People alive to ilovety:
- Miraclemax(forever)
- suckshardcore
- Jrobbed
- louie77
- Mikiboi
- pjadedd
- Queen Narnia
- roadblocker
- seaguy
- ShimMe
- smartguy24
- Mai4
- dagny1331
- *Lobsters
People dead to ilovety:
- kennethp21 (almost)
- strahlx (for wanting Sebastien gone in the top 10)
- Destinys Champion (for Mark comments)
- Zebra3 (for Mark comments)
louie77 is dead to pjadded. It's just a given.
Mikiboi is dead to Keitspid forever for Mitch hate, as well as voting for Mark.
Mikiboi is also dead to Shimme forever for Mitch hate.
ShimMe is alive to Keitspid for Mitch love.
Roadblocker is alive to Keitspid forever as always.
dagny1331 is alive to *bucking fitch forever.
*Lobsters is superduper dead to Shimme for wishing Mitch dead and not liking Earl tonight.
Miraclemax is almost dead to Zebra 3 for polluting the JAYDEEOWNAGE thread with her David Cook avatar.
Dagny1331 is always alive to *CFMomma, even if they don't always agree.
*Buckingfitch is always alive to *CFMomma
Mikiboi is dead to *CFMomma for Mark and Sebastien lurve.
louie77 is dead to *Lobsters for thinking Cookownage is over.
Seaguy is dead to Shimme forever for thinking Mitch sucks.
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Top 8 Week - Sebastien Eliminated
ilovety is dead to dagny1331 for liking Sebastien.
Roadblocker is almost dead to dagny1331 for wanting Sebastien to make the top 3.
Smartguy24 is alive to dagny1331 forever for doing the chart and putting [him/her] on it.
Seaguy is alive to dagny1331 forever for a variety of reasons.
Shimme is alive to dagny1331.
*Lobsters is alive to dagny1331 forever.
*bucking fitch is alive to dagny1331 because they usually agree on almost everything.
Destinys Champion is dead to dagny1331.
suckshardcore is alive to dagny1331.
Mikiboi is alive to dagny1331.
Anybody who uses Amberly and boring in the same sentence and anybody who says Amberly is boring but Theo is not is dead to suckshardcore: smartguy24, pjadded
dagny1331 is almost alive to suckshardcore.
Destinys Champion is alive to pjadded.
*ZombieLinda is dead to suckshardcore.
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Top 7 Week - Mark Eliminated
Mikiboi and seaguy are both dead to suckshardcore
Suckshardcore is dead to seaguy
suckshardcore is dead to pjadedd
suckshardcore and roadblocker are alive to Miraclemax for Amberly love and Drew hate.
Miraclemax is alive to Suckshardcore forever for loving Amberly, Theo and Earl and hating Drewwwww.
Miraclemax is almost dead to pjadedd
Mikiboi is dead to *bucking fitch for putting Mark ahead of Mookie in his top 7 rating.
Pjadded is dead to Miraclemax for wishing Amberly to be the next one eliminated, especially with Mitch and Drew still in the running.
Keitspid is almost dead to Zebra 3 for being "okay with (Drew's) nose ring, as long as it's a one time thing..."
Destinys Champion is alive to Zebra 3 for voting for Mark Daydream Believer
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Top 6 Week - Amberly Eliminated
smartguy24 is temporarily dead to louie77 for not respecting other sides of rock music other than Generic Nicklebackian rock.
dagny1331 is upgraded to alive to *bucking fitch forever for Mookie love.
Dagny1331 is always alive to *CFMomma, moreso with the Mookie love.
Everyone except roadblocker, Miraclemax, and Shimme is dead to suckshardcore.
Wyldawg is alive to roadblocker forever. Just because.
Manada is dead to ilovety as well as all Mitch fans: louie77, Shimme.
Manada is dead to smartguy24 forever for continuing to massacre the females.
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Top 5 Week - Mookie Eliminated
Anybody who was dead to Destinys Champion for liking Amberly is now dead forever. Miraclemax, Queen Narnia, dagny1331
Zebra 3 is alive to Destinys Champion forever.
Suckshardcore is dead to Keitspid for comparing ANYONE from this season to that emotionless hack of a diva, Martha (no)Joy.
Retro active: smartguy24 is upgraded to almost alive to Destinys Champion
Roadblocker is alive to smartguy24 because he made him laugh, in addition to being an Amberly fan.
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Canada's scorecard:
*...is dead to Lobsters.
...is permanently dead to Miraclemax
...is dead to Destinys Champion on top of being racist.
...is beyond dead to suckshardcore on top of being sexist.
...is dead to smartguy24 forever for being sexist.
...is dead to ilovety
A fair warning: This is nowhere in the neighborhood of awesomeness that last year's chart managed by DC was...but I'll do my best to try and offer at least half that.
Click here to see full size version
Standings:
Roadblocker = +5.5
Smartguy24 = +5
Seaguy/bucking fitch = +3
Miraclemax/Lobsters/Shimme/Wyldawg/YemaGrl1988 = +2
Destinys Champion/swim4life227/Mai4 = +1
CFMomma/ZombieLinda/Jrobbed = 0
kennethp21 = -0.5
ilovety/Heliox/dagny1331 = -1
pjadded/Queen Narnia/Strahlx = -2
suckshardcore = -3
Zebra 3 = -4
Keitspid = -4.5
Mikiboi = -5
Louie77 = -6
Canada = -9
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* = dead/alive.to.me's involving people not officially on the chart.
Pre-season/Top 24 Week - Shaun, Lindsey, Lindsay, Tetiana
Wyldawg is alive to roadblocker
suckshardcore is dead to smartguy24 for massive amounts of Jessica hate.
Roadblocker and louie77 are dead to Destinys Champion for louie's top 24 rankings at Clubs.
Louie is dead to pjadedd forever.
Seaguy is alive to pjadedd forever.
Suckshardcore is alive to pjadedd.
Seaguy and suckshardcore are alive to love like a bomb forever.
Mikiboi is very dead to louie77 for Mitch hatred.
Sexist Canada is dead to Miraclemax
Queen Narnia is dead to Miraclemax
Louie77 and suckshardcore are dead to Mikiboi due to their hate for Glorious Jessica and for their love of crappy Mitch.
Everyone who likes Jessica (smartguy24, Mikiboi, Destiny's Champion, Mai4) are dead to suckshardcore. Everyone who likes Earl/Amberly (roadblocker(A), dagny1331, Miraclemax(E), love like a bomb(E), ilovety(E)) is alive to suckshardcore
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Top 16 Week - Oliver, Marie-Pierre, Omar, Katelyn, Gary, Martin Elimated.
Wyldawg is dead to suckshardcore, seaguy, roadblocker for liking Adam and Drew making the top 10.
louie77 is alive to smartguy24 for shared Katherine hate.
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Top 10 Week - Adam Eliminated
Anybody who likes or is voting for Mark is dead to MiracleMax.
Roadblocker is dead to Wyldawg for ranking Adam/Drew below Mark.
Seaguy is assumed to be alive to Shimme forever
smartguy24 is alive to louie77 and Zebra 3 for the DTM chart.
Roadblocker is alive to Zebra 3 forever for his excellent posts/replies including asking Suckshardcore to set herself on fire.
Suckshardcore is deader than dead to Zebra 3 for denying [their] weiner roast.
Zebra 3 takes a spot on MiracleMax's deadlist for liking Mark.
Suckshardcore is almost alive to seaguy.
*Dagny1331 is on life support to Lobsters for not liking Sebastien at the moment and defiling the maternity pants.
smartguy24 is alive to Miraclemax for the DTM chart and for not being a regional voter.
smartguy24 is alive to Wyldawg forever. Goes without saying.
Wyldawg retracts roadblocker being dead to him. He doesn't want to give roadblocker the satisfaction.
ilovety is super alive to Miraclemax for having the same top 3 favorites.
Everyone who likes Amberly is dead to Destinys Champion: Keitspid, louie77, Miraclemaz, Queen Narnia, seaguy, smartguy, ilovety, dagny1331
suckshardcore and roadblocker are double dead to Destiny's Champion for their amounts of Goddess Amberly worship.
Mikiboi is alive to Destiny's champion because he's fierce.
Mai4 is alive to Destiny's Champion because he liked both Lisa and Jessica.
kennethp21 and *swim4life227 are alive to Destiny's champion for being sane enough to hate on Amberly and speak out against that overpraised whore.
*ZombieLinda is alive to Destinys Champion for making this wonderful statement regarding Mark: "He's already slayed someone who seemed to be a fan favorite for a while. I can't wait until he knocks people like Amberly out. <3"
*YemaGrl1988 is alive to Destinys Champion forever for continuously having such amazing taste in reality TV constestants, finding Amberly annoying, and being the only other one here who power voted for Lisa.
Canada is Omarosa to Destinys Champion.
DC is dead to suckshardcore for abandonding us and hating Amberly.
People alive to suckshardcore:
- Jrobbed
- louie77
- Miraclemax
- pjadded
- Queen Narnia
- ShimMe
- Strahlx
- dagny1331
- *Lobsters
- Mikiboi (almost)
- smartguy (almost)
- kennethp21 (almost)
People dead to suckshardcore:
- Wyldawg
- Mai4
- Zebra3 (forever and ever)
- Seaguy (on life support)
*smartguy24 is almost dead to bucking fitch for omission from the chart.
Destinys Champion is alive to smartguy24 because of his appreciation for how much work CI5's DTM chart was.
*Anyone who hates Mookie (seaguy, Keitspid) is dead to bucking fitch.
*Destinys Champion is alive to YemaGrl1988.
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Top 9 Week - Katherine Eliminated
pjadedd is just alive to *bucking fitch because of the un-Mookification.
*bucking fitch is alive to *CFMomma for shared Mookie adoration.
pjadedd is alive to suckshardcore because of the hate on Gina Glocksen levels for Mark.
People alive to ilovety:
- Miraclemax(forever)
- suckshardcore
- Jrobbed
- louie77
- Mikiboi
- pjadedd
- Queen Narnia
- roadblocker
- seaguy
- ShimMe
- smartguy24
- Mai4
- dagny1331
- *Lobsters
People dead to ilovety:
- kennethp21 (almost)
- strahlx (for wanting Sebastien gone in the top 10)
- Destinys Champion (for Mark comments)
- Zebra3 (for Mark comments)
louie77 is dead to pjadded. It's just a given.
Mikiboi is dead to Keitspid forever for Mitch hate, as well as voting for Mark.
Mikiboi is also dead to Shimme forever for Mitch hate.
ShimMe is alive to Keitspid for Mitch love.
Roadblocker is alive to Keitspid forever as always.
dagny1331 is alive to *bucking fitch forever.
*Lobsters is superduper dead to Shimme for wishing Mitch dead and not liking Earl tonight.
Miraclemax is almost dead to Zebra 3 for polluting the JAYDEEOWNAGE thread with her David Cook avatar.
Dagny1331 is always alive to *CFMomma, even if they don't always agree.
*Buckingfitch is always alive to *CFMomma
Mikiboi is dead to *CFMomma for Mark and Sebastien lurve.
louie77 is dead to *Lobsters for thinking Cookownage is over.
Seaguy is dead to Shimme forever for thinking Mitch sucks.
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Top 8 Week - Sebastien Eliminated
ilovety is dead to dagny1331 for liking Sebastien.
Roadblocker is almost dead to dagny1331 for wanting Sebastien to make the top 3.
Smartguy24 is alive to dagny1331 forever for doing the chart and putting [him/her] on it.
Seaguy is alive to dagny1331 forever for a variety of reasons.
Shimme is alive to dagny1331.
*Lobsters is alive to dagny1331 forever.
*bucking fitch is alive to dagny1331 because they usually agree on almost everything.
Destinys Champion is dead to dagny1331.
suckshardcore is alive to dagny1331.
Mikiboi is alive to dagny1331.
Anybody who uses Amberly and boring in the same sentence and anybody who says Amberly is boring but Theo is not is dead to suckshardcore: smartguy24, pjadded
dagny1331 is almost alive to suckshardcore.
Destinys Champion is alive to pjadded.
*ZombieLinda is dead to suckshardcore.
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Top 7 Week - Mark Eliminated
Mikiboi and seaguy are both dead to suckshardcore
Suckshardcore is dead to seaguy
suckshardcore is dead to pjadedd
suckshardcore and roadblocker are alive to Miraclemax for Amberly love and Drew hate.
Miraclemax is alive to Suckshardcore forever for loving Amberly, Theo and Earl and hating Drewwwww.
Miraclemax is almost dead to pjadedd
Mikiboi is dead to *bucking fitch for putting Mark ahead of Mookie in his top 7 rating.
Pjadded is dead to Miraclemax for wishing Amberly to be the next one eliminated, especially with Mitch and Drew still in the running.
Keitspid is almost dead to Zebra 3 for being "okay with (Drew's) nose ring, as long as it's a one time thing..."
Destinys Champion is alive to Zebra 3 for voting for Mark Daydream Believer
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Top 6 Week - Amberly Eliminated
smartguy24 is temporarily dead to louie77 for not respecting other sides of rock music other than Generic Nicklebackian rock.
dagny1331 is upgraded to alive to *bucking fitch forever for Mookie love.
Dagny1331 is always alive to *CFMomma, moreso with the Mookie love.
Everyone except roadblocker, Miraclemax, and Shimme is dead to suckshardcore.
Wyldawg is alive to roadblocker forever. Just because.
Manada is dead to ilovety as well as all Mitch fans: louie77, Shimme.
Manada is dead to smartguy24 forever for continuing to massacre the females.
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Top 5 Week - Mookie Eliminated
Anybody who was dead to Destinys Champion for liking Amberly is now dead forever. Miraclemax, Queen Narnia, dagny1331
Zebra 3 is alive to Destinys Champion forever.
Suckshardcore is dead to Keitspid for comparing ANYONE from this season to that emotionless hack of a diva, Martha (no)Joy.
Retro active: smartguy24 is upgraded to almost alive to Destinys Champion
Roadblocker is alive to smartguy24 because he made him laugh, in addition to being an Amberly fan.
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Canada's scorecard:
*...is dead to Lobsters.
...is permanently dead to Miraclemax
...is dead to Destinys Champion on top of being racist.
...is beyond dead to suckshardcore on top of being sexist.
...is dead to smartguy24 forever for being sexist.
...is dead to ilovety
