There's a motel on a main drag between towns that is known to rent by the hour. It is right off two major highways and has a tall fence around the parking
lot so a spouse's ride won't be seen in implied delecto. I have been intrigued by said establishment since the profusion of spawn at my home has made
intimacy difficult to achieve. Out of curiosity I went to check it out yesterday to establish the filth and scummy condition of the rooms firsthand.
The ancient proprietor ( behind apparently bulletproof glass ) asked what kind of room I wanted to see: "Would you be staying overnight?" I inquired about the hourly rooms instead. She took me to a ground floor room. Oh, sweet perfection! It was like an erotic playpen, without Caesar 'Land of Love' champagne glass bathtub pretensions at romance!
With the large picture window and red glow, it was almost like the single resident whorehouses of Amsterdam. The room was almost entirely filled by the king-sized bed, with mirrors on every wall. There was a ribbon of red neon light on the ceiling. The bathroom was antiseptic clean and had a large, two-person tub. I was told the 'overnight' rooms were the same except lacking the mirrors and neon!
$40 for a 3 hour minimum. I'm not good at role play, so I don't know if I could carry off the 'pretend you don't know me and pick me up in a bar' scene. Perhaps I can pickup the wife hitch hiking, take her back to the room and "pretend to" dismember her in the tub? I dunno, but I can't wait!
ETFix: 'Not' Sheet??? No thank yuo!
The ancient proprietor ( behind apparently bulletproof glass ) asked what kind of room I wanted to see: "Would you be staying overnight?" I inquired about the hourly rooms instead. She took me to a ground floor room. Oh, sweet perfection! It was like an erotic playpen, without Caesar 'Land of Love' champagne glass bathtub pretensions at romance!
With the large picture window and red glow, it was almost like the single resident whorehouses of Amsterdam. The room was almost entirely filled by the king-sized bed, with mirrors on every wall. There was a ribbon of red neon light on the ceiling. The bathroom was antiseptic clean and had a large, two-person tub. I was told the 'overnight' rooms were the same except lacking the mirrors and neon!
$40 for a 3 hour minimum. I'm not good at role play, so I don't know if I could carry off the 'pretend you don't know me and pick me up in a bar' scene. Perhaps I can pickup the wife hitch hiking, take her back to the room and "pretend to" dismember her in the tub? I dunno, but I can't wait!
ETFix: 'Not' Sheet??? No thank yuo!
