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Posts: 1718 (07/15/08 4:34 PM) Registered User |
Goats do the same thing Merkly!
Here's how you study, every question you get right, take a drink of beer. Every question you get wrong do a swig of liquor. I've never used this method, but it should be funny to watch. |
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MrsT715 |
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Posts: 154 (07/15/08 5:15 PM) |
You need to pass an exam to clean up monkey poo?
(Good luck Loki!) |
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Loki |
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Posts: 14779 (07/15/08 7:54 PM) Monkey tamer |
This is the course outline. My first exam is on communication for Zookeepers! omg answering the phone or sending a fax.
:: stressed:: * Workplace Skills - Communication, Problem Solving and Conflict Management * Sanitation and Safety - Safe Zoo Management Practices and Safety Awareness * Basic Biology for Zookeepers * Animal Care, Watering, Feeding and Medicating * Animal Health and Veterinary Support * Physical Plant and Equipment Maintenance * Professional Practices and Visitor Relations * Horticultural Support |
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imama |
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Posts: 3750 (07/15/08 7:55 PM) Registered User |
conflict management????
you're fucked |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 9062 (07/15/08 7:55 PM) this won't end well.
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thank god... I thought this was gonna be about a pelvic.
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Loki |
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Posts: 14780 (07/15/08 7:59 PM) Monkey tamer |
I CAN MANAGE CONFLICT JUST FUCKING FINE!
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 10414 (07/15/08 8:00 PM) |
Even though it's a zoo, I think they're going to frown on challenging the fat girl to a Cage Match.
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Loki |
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Posts: 14782 (07/15/08 8:02 PM) Monkey tamer |
FORGET THE PELVIS AND THE FAT GIRL YOU ASSHOLES. HOW THE FUCK DO I SEND A FAX???
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 10415 (07/15/08 8:02 PM) |
We're gonna need a bigger textbook.
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Jakob Speed |
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Posts: 1692 (07/15/08 8:54 PM) Registered User |
* Workplace Skills - Communication, Problem Solving and Conflict ManagementBlame the fat bitch when you are accused of something... check. * Basic Biology for ZookeepersLearn the desperate mating rituals of Zookeepers - like how they prey on younger married men and take them to clubs with absolutely no shame. * Professional Practices and Visitor RelationsScrew the public and if you are caught disrespecting them, lie like a culled reindeer. |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 19654 (07/15/08 9:01 PM) MESS member |
do you get a ceremony when you pass? mortarboards and all that?
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Loki |
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Posts: 14784 (07/15/08 9:03 PM) Monkey tamer |
I don't know. Maybe poop flinging of some sort.
PS the ceiling in the elephant house is full of poop |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 19655 (07/15/08 9:12 PM) MESS member |
make sure it's some kind of ungulate poop - it's got hay in it so it's dryer
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Posts: 4641 (07/15/08 9:12 PM) Not what you think |
I hope parking Lot Etiquette isn't on this test, or you are screwed.
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vivalasux |
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Posts: 113 (07/15/08 9:14 PM) |
how much do zookeepers make?
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Ramona Balboa |
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Posts: 2508 (07/15/08 9:37 PM) MESS member |
Hamdingers wrote: They're both primates. He's trying to trick you, Loki.
Good luck studying
Last Edited By: Ramona Balboa
07/15/08 10:19 PM.
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Lloyd Bonafide |
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Posts: 749 (07/16/08 1:53 AM) Registered user |
One is a filthy beast, and the other isn't Jewish.
Just kiddin'. Shalom. |
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2ManyAndersons |
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Posts: 8252 (07/16/08 2:29 AM) Registered user |
Admins! Merk is posing his RL pic he's pulling a MP!
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Mister Peepers |
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Posts: 3111 (07/16/08 4:10 AM) Registered user |
merkyl wrote: �It's better with music...
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Loki |
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Posts: 14785 (07/16/08 6:33 AM) Monkey tamer |
vivalasux wrote:
depends what grade of Zookeeper you are I guess. starting salary is prolly 15-20 bucks an hour. who is this Ramona Balboa? Do I like this poster? |
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