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 TequilaVaquero |
How long until they outsource even the phone sex lines to India? |
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Posts: 1715 (07/14/08 5:05 PM) Registered User |
I mean imagine if you call up 1-900-HOT-GIRL with a chub and a lonely evening only to hear some girl named Vijayalaxmi answer the phone and talk to you in a
steamy Indian accent? Then she starts playing along and starts screaming "Praise Allah" at the point of a faked climax.
That is the point when I will worry about outsourcing. |
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Shag |
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Posts: 6269 (07/14/08 5:09 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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I'm mostly worried about your grasp of world religions.
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khnum |
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Posts: 18734 (07/14/08 5:12 PM) Registered User |
Thank God there's a new anti-Indian outsourcing thread!
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Strange Flute |
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Posts: 2723 (07/14/08 5:13 PM) Registered user |
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atomicradish |
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Posts: 9 (07/14/08 5:13 PM) |
I have an Indian friend. She practices Islam and she worships the cow.
Oh wait... maybe that's because she's HINDU! |
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Citizen Postal |
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Posts: 703 (07/14/08 5:32 PM) |
Wonder if they'd pretend to rub a cut of steak all over their chests for clients.
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 Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 3616 (07/14/08 5:34 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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It gives a whole new meaning to "Thank you, come again".
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merkyl |
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Posts: 55938 (07/14/08 5:36 PM) Registered loser |
No it doesn't.
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khnum |
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Posts: 18736 (07/14/08 5:38 PM) Registered User |
Or does it?
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Lloyd Bonafide |
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Posts: 747 (07/14/08 5:38 PM) Registered user |
There are only 120 million Indians who are Muslims.
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Dave715 |
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Posts: 1801 (07/14/08 5:42 PM) Registered user |
Oh yea, I can hear it now.
"Oh yes, tank you velly much prease. I am so being hot for you." "If you are pleasing I will be getting wet for you, tank you velly much prease" |
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Kitten Gloves |
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Posts: 9428 (07/14/08 6:18 PM) Registered User |
Hey, Jenny from tech help was very supportive the other day, even though she prounounced St. Saint instead of Street.
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Charming Nemesis |
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Posts: 3501 (07/14/08 6:26 PM) |
Works for me.
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 2704 (07/14/08 7:32 PM) |
I plan on Bollywood name dropping to blow their cover.
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VishnuIsAZoroastrian |
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Posts: 11 (07/14/08 7:37 PM) |
just wait till you find out how expensive our special tantric phone lines are
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 1717 (07/14/08 8:00 PM) Registered User |
I'm mostly worried about your grasp of world religions.Fuck that, I'm more concerned about a firm grasp on some tittays. |
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shiza h minelli |
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Posts: 1218 (07/14/08 8:00 PM) |
I was a phone sex operator for nearly a year. My 'character' was a str8 dominant jock who humiliated homos and married men. True story.
People are weird. People are terribly horribly weird. Some of my regular customers: -a guy who liked me to shrink his family and hold them hostage in my shoes. -a white guy who was turned on by being racial degraded like he was a black man... I know just about every euphemism for n*gger thanks to urbandictionary.com -a super rich corporate lawyer who was into smoking crack and then getting raped for cash... literally hundreds of dollars a session -a guy who gave me all his personal information and wanted me to threaten him with exposing him to his wife and family It was a fun entertaining job at first that made for great anecdotes... eventually turning into a grueling exhausting job. I never imagined how much energy it took to get people off. And yes... I was very, very good. |
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RoMa |
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Posts: 35944 (07/14/08 8:03 PM) |
People who call phone sex lines have no imagination, or are too pussy to just order a full on hooker
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shiza h minelli |
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Posts: 1219 (07/14/08 8:06 PM) |
RoMa wrote: you'd be surprised... most of my customers had very elaborate fantasies and sometimes full page written descriptions written out
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Posts: 1722 (07/14/08 8:54 PM) Huge apathy
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a guy who liked me to shrink his family and hold them hostage in my shoes.
How did you not just laugh at him...I could never do this, I fear I'd be to honest an tell them what weirdos they are. |
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Mister Slippery |
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atomicradish wrote: There are plenty of Muslims citizens of India. |
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