Jerry: "April's boobs are very real. VERY REAL"
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Libra: "Do we have a defibrillator in the house?"
Jerry: "April's boobs are very real. VERY REAL" |
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Remote33 |
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Jesse: "How were the dinosaurs when you were younger?"
Renny: "IT'S LAWKED!" |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Dan (? I am getting the white boys confused): I looked and saw the blacks of his eyes...
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sugarrayrocks26 |
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Renny, she's way off the reservation
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louie77 |
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Jerry: Take off the top I wanna see the cans!!!!!
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Jerry, "When I was in the war, I ______ ___ _________ ______"
X 1000 times |
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rabbitzy |
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Dan? (christian teacher guy), after saying he might have to do some things in the game that aren't aligned w/ his religious values: "But I'll go
to confession after the show and take care of that." (probably not an exact quote)
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RomCen |
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Renny: "Lighten up!"
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Will |
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Michelle: "don't run backwards in a cornfield. you could get a cob in the ass."
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memyselfandi |
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Steven : "How do you know today is the 14th?"
Brian : "Because yesterday was the 13th and they usually go in sequential order." ............. Jessie: "I dated a black girl from Compton who had a 52inch ass" |
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memyselfandi |
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Brian: "How do I paint a muu-muu on here?"
Steven: "Use a dental dam." |
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memyselfandi |
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Brian: "Just tell them we did the eviction ceremony and I got evicted......and eaten by death".
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ZenGospelSinging |
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Keesha walks to the door of the toilet room, opens it and stares inside...
"How do you change... the toilet paper thing?" |
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grungepup |
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Jerry letting Angie know he's getting ready to take his HOH pictures. Jerry: (To Angie) All the girls are getting beautiful. So you can either be...
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AeRo 21 |
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Steven: "I like to fuck too much to get married."
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Blondzilla5150 |
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Steven after seeing Angie in a lovely sweater type dress: "I think I'm straight now!"
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The Truth Hurts |
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Memphis: "I can't wait to be old, I'm gonna stop wearing pants and when people ask me where my pants are I'm gonna say
I'm old I don't need to wear pants anymore."
Brian: "I've worn pants for 74 years, I have filled my pant wearing quota." Brian: "What kind of flowers are these Mr. Biology teacher?" Steven: "I leave for 5 minutes and you guys get into an educated conversation." Brian: "Masters degree Steven over there ladies and gentlemen." Steven : "I like to fuck to much to get married." Brian : "Way to make more gay people hate you. You and Dan are suppose to fight right now." Steven : "I think I'm straight." |
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The Truth Hurts |
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When trying to remember where we nuked Japan...
Steven : "Was it Nagatomi? No wait, that's the guy from Die Hard." |
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memyselfandi |
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Brian: "It would be like pulling an elephant out of a tophat to get me to stay next week."
Steven: "I've seen it done." OK I know that wasn't supposed to be funny but it made me chuckle. |
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memyselfandi |
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Renny, about the Katrina casualties: "A lot of those people that died, they were already dying, no offense."
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rolandx1 |
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don't forget Libra's quote about Steven: "He's a female, not a man. He's a female."
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