He gives McCain hope that elderly fools who wrongly recall history can succeed.
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Jerryatric's X-Factor HATE! Jerrybration Death Watch Station!
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Posts: 285 (09/02/08 9:03 PM) |
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RomCen |
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Posts: 16600 (09/02/08 9:04 PM) Registered User |
He conserves water by never washing his hands.
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spragenspelt |
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Posts: 2449 (09/02/08 9:07 PM) Registered User |
He spawned the highest grossing IMAX feature ever, entitled "Jerry Falls Into Pool - on a 90 Minute Loop." Sing-along version to be released this fall. |
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Jab Jawz |
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Posts: 286 (09/02/08 9:08 PM) |
He has the cleanest nose in the house.
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RomCen |
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Posts: 16601 (09/02/08 9:10 PM) Registered User |
He wants to give a house to his deadbeat son.
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Jab Jawz |
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Posts: 287 (09/02/08 9:11 PM) |
Manly enough to wipe his face with April/Ollie's cum towel.
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The Bostonian Godfather |
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Posts: 8992 (09/02/08 9:11 PM) Registered User |
I come back from having a life and sadly.. he hasn't croaked yet.
*pouts* |
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gatorhater |
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Posts: 6 (09/02/08 9:13 PM) |
Jab Jawz wrote:He thinks Ollie's jizz will remove some of the puffiness under his eyes. |
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RomCen |
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Posts: 16602 (09/02/08 9:14 PM) Registered User |
He keeps an eye on the washing machine. Just in case it gets over sudsy.
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Jab Jawz |
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Posts: 288 (09/02/08 9:17 PM) |
Will say that 3 out of 4 Korean hookers recommend him.
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ZachtheOgre |
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Posts: 2661 (09/02/08 9:29 PM) |
Knowing his wife is ill, he gave her a 3 month vacation from him.
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RomCen |
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Posts: 16604 (09/02/08 9:30 PM) Registered User |
He knows how to identify Judas Goats.
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Jab Jawz |
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Posts: 289 (09/02/08 9:31 PM) |
Needs the cash to fix his decaying voice box.
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ZachtheOgre |
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Posts: 2662 (09/02/08 9:31 PM) |
He gave Survivor Sucks cryinkitten.
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RomCen |
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Posts: 16605 (09/02/08 9:34 PM) Registered User |
ZachtheOgre wrote: #1 best thing he ever did! <333333 CK! Uh...he loves animals. Cause he says he's going to give his money to animal shelters after he buys himself a Harley (which he may just die on!) and the house for the deadbeat son. |
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Jab Jawz |
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Posts: 290 (09/02/08 9:35 PM) |
Made the color "red" an official ethnic race.
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ZachtheOgre |
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Posts: 2663 (09/02/08 9:35 PM) |
He lost no onion.
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Jab Jawz |
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Posts: 291 (09/02/08 9:40 PM) |
Made millions of women hot, especially Rom, by showing his sexy pits!
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ZachtheOgre |
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Posts: 2664 (09/02/08 9:42 PM) |
Rom did seem to enjoy those armpits.
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RomCen |
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Posts: 16607 (09/02/08 9:43 PM) Registered User |
This is getting really hard, Zach!
eta: YOU BITCHEZ! I bet you both have pit pictures framed with lil hearts on 'em by your beds. |
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
