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RomCen wrote:

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Sorry, but I wanna be Queen Judas Goat!

1. Jerry's wheezy voice hurts my ears
2. Jerry is way too interested in people's bowel movements.
3. Jerry hides behind his Marine Corp clothes when he's being two-faced.
4. Jerry sucks up to all the HOH's, whether they want him to or not.
5. Jerry left his sick wife to go be a famewhore on BB
6. Jerry only pays whores 20.00.
7. Jerry dumps on Dan for being a Judas when Jerry was a Judas first to Brian.
8. Jerry's sleeveless shirts show off his old man arms. Icky.
9. Jerry grabbed April's boobs on the very first day.
10. Jerry watches April and Ollie have sex and then tells them he loves them.
11. Jerry thinks he's hot shit for winning two POVs when Libra actually gave him one.
12. Jerry sucks the fun out of every conversation.
13. Jerry thinks America loves his sweet old man act.
14. Jerry called Memphis a womanizer, but now wants to be his best friend.
15. Jerry took his wife to a Mexican donkey show.
16. Jerry hires illegals to do his yard work. Probably doesn't pay them shit.
17. Jerry super secret Power Ranger signal is the stupidest thing ever.
18. Jerry always wants other people to cook for him. Lazy ass bitch.
19. Jerry tries to grab April's ass when he's 'teaching' her to play pool.
20. Jerry tried to dry hump Renny and told her he was 'hard'.
21. Jerry thinks BB is trying to brainwash him with their bright lights.
22. Jerry wants to give all his money to shiftless 50 year old son.
23. Jerry likes to shun people he doesn't like.
24. Beside shunning people, Jerry wants to PUNISH them too.
25. Jerry calls the girls 'baby' as if this makes him cool.
26. Jerry bitches when BB keeps him up too late.
27. Jerry considers any group that talks to him as an alliance, especially April and Ollie.
28. Jerry then blabs about any group he thinks he's in alliance with, making everybody pissed at him.
29. Jerry needs to stop changing where people are forced to see his tidy whities.
30. Jerry's tidy whities are baggy and saggy and sometimes you can see wet stains. This is way gross.
31. Jerry doesn't wash his hands after he goes to the bathroom.
32. Jerry picks his nose where people can see him.
33. Jerry tries to clean the stove, but then just leaves a bigger mess for OCD to clean up.
34. Jerry has packed a lot of pills, but has not ODed on them. This makes me sad.
35. Jerry's heh, heh, heh laugh. He sounds like freaking Bush.
36. Jerry won't stop quoting Nixon and Eisenhower
37. Jerry picks on Dan for having 'puny' body.
38. Jerry thinks he has 'guns' for arms.
39. Jerry has to have the women explain how laundry works.
40. Jerry told Keesha he could imagine her masterbating. How sick is that?
41. Jerry talks all big and bad about being an ex-marine, and yet he only served for FOUR years on deskduty.
42. Jerry chews with his mouth open. HATE watching him eat.
43. Jerry sleeps with his mouth open. Hate watching him sleep.
44. Jerry was brushing his dentures in the shower because April told him it was gross to do it in the sink. He is a big pussy rolling over for Cumdumpster like that.
45. Jerry's idea of talking game consists of "We have to win HOH!"
46. Jerry takes a nice dinner party idea about saying nice things about the other houseguests and pisses all over it.
47. Jerry said Jesse was too ugly to be in a muscleman magazine.
48. Jerry thinks his farts don't stink.
49. Jerry's face gets all red for no apparent reason. Blotchy faced git.
50. Jerry calls black people colored.
51. Jerry complains about the young houseguests waking him up.
52. Jerry thinks he deserves a medal for being on slop for four weeks. Fuck him.
53. Jerry thinks he's gonna be the oldest reality show star. Hello? Remeber Rudy? Dumbfuck Jerry.
54. Jerry let the rest of the house run his HOH. What a pussy!
55. Jerry bad mouths people, then later says how much he likes them.
56. Jerry told Michelle some guy was gonna want her hot body when they were alone in the SR. Creepy!
57. After every veto ceremony, Jerry starts kissing up to the rest of the house hoping his asskissing targets the next HOH.
58. Does Jerry bathe? I've never seen this numbnut bathe. Of course, I don't want to.
59. He carries his glasses around in a case. Why won't he just wear them. Vain old prick.
60. Jerry supports the war. Someone give this dumbass a gun and send him to Iraq then.
61. Jerry also thinks he's hot shit for winning the first HOH, when that was handed to him via a suspicious vote.
62. Jerry insulted Vanna White, who is a goddess of game shows. He should be hit with the big wheel for that.
63. While HOH, Jerry would sit and wait for his guest to take a dump...as if he was afraid they steal something.
64. Jerry quotes from the bible, but totally screws the stories up, like the one where Soloman wanted to cut a baby in half. What's worse, it has nothing to do with what is actually happening. Stupid fucktard.
65. Jerry knows nothing about the internet...didn't even know what a blog was. What a dumb shit.
66. Jerry wanted to give jack off lessons. I'm sure he's good at it because his wife doesn't wanna fuck him.
67. When he finally did do a blog, it was one paragraph about why America is great, the girls were all 'angels' and the guys 'wanted to be good Samaritans' but weren't. Some bullshit like that. He's so fucking BORING!
68. Thought he was a bad ass when he flipped off Michelle. "There were four of 'em, I was surrounded!" Puffed up old pissant.
69. Oh, about the 20.00 hooker? Yeah, that means he CHEATS on his wife. Asshole Adulterer.
70. Always gets pissed off when he has the POV and nobody comes around to kiss his ass. He really gets off on the idea of people kissing his ass.
71. I really hate that this old fucker made jury. If he hadn't had that first HOH handed to him, maybe his ass would be out by now.
72. I hate that Jerry has only been hit in the balls once so far in the house. At least it was by Dan!
73. He was never any fucking Colonel in the Marines. Not with just four years service. So he's a LIAR about the Marines. How dare he lie about the military like that? As if they would ever make this dillhole a Colonel.
74. When Michelle won HOH and he yelled SCREW YOU like all the sudden he was Michelle's best pal. Yeah, I fucking hate him for that.
75. He promised to 'save' Keesha, then when he won the veto, he chickened out and didn't use it. He's always promising to save people when he doesn't. Non-saving pinhead wrinkle faced old poop.
76. He gets mad when people he's shunning say Good Night to him. As if that was the worst thing in the world! Somebody being courteous.
77. Claims to have seen every season of Big Brother, and yet he doesn't get that lying is part of the game, unless it's him doing the lying...see number 76. I think he's lying about ever watching the show, yet another reason to hate him. He's CLUELESS!
78. He told Angie he wanted to have sex with all the young girls. Horny old goat. As if they'd want your shriveled up dick and hanging balls anywhere near them.
79. He also flipped off Dan. Old fart needs his finger shoved down his throat.
80. He's always glomming onto other peoples' ideas and pretending they are his own. Acted like the thought of the Dan is AP theory on his own. Cheating old pissant.
81. I hate that he comes from Texas. We have enough stupid famewhores without him making matters worse.
82. Oh yeah, besides being a racist against blacks and mexicans, he also hates the Jews cause they are running everything and have all the money. Shut up you stupid old man!
83.He repeats everything. Over and over again. Over and over again. Over and over again. I hate this repetitious sanctimonious repeater.
84. His eyes light up with glee whenever he talks shit about people. Grouchy old gossip monger.
85. He thinks it's funny that the cameramen talk about putting a mirror under his nose to see if he is still alive. I hate that he is still alive period.
86. I hate that he painted his nails pink. What is he, a pansy?
87. I hate that Jerry thinks he's too good to sit with the rest of the house. Would it kill him to sit at the kitchen table with the rest of them?
88. I hate how he's always asking for hugs, needy bastard.
89. I hate his white socks and shorts outfits. Cover those knobby knees!
90. I hate that he hasn't died in a fire.
91. I hate that he hasn't died from a heart attack.
92. I hate that he hasn't died from a stroke.
93. I hate that Koreans didn't shoot him.
94. I hate that his wife hasn't tried poison on him...yet.
95. I hate that slop hasn't killed him...yet.
96. I hate that one of the girls haven't slapped him when he's playing grabass. He's got a slap coming.
97. I hate that he hasn't died from a self-inflicted wound.
98. I hate that he is even on Big Brother.
99. I hate when he stalks me on the feeds. I switch and he's there. Switch again, still there. Stalking motherfucker.
100. I HATE THAT HE ISN'T DYING RIGHT NOW! DIE, JERRY, DIE!