I have not even begun to compile them yet, but within the week the official rankings will begin. And until then you can all debate who will be the best, the worst, and who will be somewhere in the middle.
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Dyke Cruser's Ranking of Every First Runner Up Ever!!!! (58-8.5 posted!) |
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In this thread I will rank the 2nd placers of every reality show in the history of reality tv (or at least the ones I watched, which is not most of them). I
will warn you, for those who like quick lists, this won't be one of them. As there are way too many people to rank and i'm not gonna rush it. It may
end up taking all summer, but eventually it will get done.
I have not even begun to compile them yet, but within the week the official rankings will begin. And until then you can all debate who will be the best, the worst, and who will be somewhere in the middle.
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Alffmix |
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Whoever was the runner-up on "Who Wants To Marry My Dad?" FTW!!!!!!!
Hopefully, whoever was the runner-up on "Playing It Straight" makes it pretty far too. |
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Paris Hilton |
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Brittany and Joe from Beauty and the Geek better rank high!
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ModernDayClyde |
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So how many people exactly are going to be on this list?
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Alffmix |
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Dyke Cruser wrote: Cmon. You couldn't even edit that out? FAIL. |
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oh ehm gee |
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For a while I cringed at the thought of Marc/Rovilson appearing as number 1, but then I realized they got third! Good times (like, the last 15 minutes of the
season).
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Dyke Cruser |
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oh NO you're right D=
well I guess everyone moves up a slot |
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Dyke Cruser |
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o I forgot to add I dont watch the following:
American Idol Project Runway Top Model Beauty and the Geek The Biggest Loser The Real World Solitary & Solitary 2.0 and shows of that ilk However you are expected to expect 2 things. The first is plenty of foreign survivor/bigbrother/amazing race shows and the 2nd is the unexpected. |
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Us Kids Know |
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I refuse to read any 2nd place countdown that doesn't feature Ulrike Herzner sry Osten.
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oh ehm gee |
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Dyke Cruser wrote: =O Srsly, you need to watch Solitary; it's very awesome. Batshit crazy submarine hippie <3
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Dyke Cruser, you do know that The Real World is just a regular old fashion reality show? its a documentary style drama fest, not a competition/challenge show.
lol There would be no runners up on it. Ever.
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Dyke Cruser |
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I plan to someday watch Solitary 2.0 starring John Palyok
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snalpoacks |
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Posts: 994 (07/12/08 5:56 PM) Stranger with benefits
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Dyke Cruser |
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I guess I haven't seen all that many shows =o
ok so I shall begin my list. prepare for tears 58. Nicole Nilson - Big Brother 2
In 2001, when the world was still innocent, there lived a complete bitch named Nicole Nilson. After being an OTTN personality for the first week of big brother, she seemed destined to be the first person voted out. The first ever HOH Mike "Boogie" Malin pioneered the strategy of putting a pawn up next to whoever he wants out and much like every time someone did that for the next 8 seasons, the pawn was unjustly voted out over the annoying person. Nicole went on to control the smoker's alliance and continue to be miserable at life and while her newlywed husband leaving her was mildly funny it was extremely pathetic and she was an overall waste of space. I really appreciate her for carrying Dr Will, but she would have been a great first boot. 57. Clay Jordan - Survivor: Thailand
Clay knew he couldn't win Survivor from the beginning. Although he was colorful, his shitty attitude and unpleasantness really haunted the entire Thailand season and he was nothing but a downer. Though some claim he's a good strategist, he basically just hid behind Brian Heidik and made him do the all the work. Riding coattails was so 2002. Most experts, including myself, claim the general public's distaste for Survivor: Thailand stems from Clay Jordan. 56. Daniele Donato - Big Brother 8
Daddy's little girl went into the big brother house looking for nothing, but ended up finding true love with Nick Starcevic and her deadbeat father's love. However her overall attitude was atrocious and extremely negative constantly. She never morphed from being a spoiled brat. Her tone unfortunately wasn't N in a fun way like some people you'll see later on. 55. Kris and Jon - Amazing Race 6
As I'm sure many of you will agree, TAR 6 was the most epic season of TAR ever. A great cast, a great course, however Kris and Jon were the boringest of bores throughout the season. Kris and Jon were the good looking young couple who was ^_^ all season long however they added absolutely nothing to the season. Without ever morphing they were consistent frontrunners and had a very good shot at winning after quickly eating a pizza. Luckily like so many silent films, the evil crooks were stopped by an oncoming train blocking their way in an epic fashion, allowing the great Freddy and Kendra to become victorious! |
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Those are 4 of my favorite reality contestants ever
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Dyke Cruser |
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54. Sally Maxwell - Treasure Island Australia
Now onto the people who did absolutely nothing!!! During Treasure Island Australia her entire performance revolved around sitting back while her west island villagers continuously sabotaged and tried to destroy the HEROES on East Island. She felt moral strife while on the island but did absolutely nothing about it and was more then complacent to let her friends's greed and gluttony conquer their characters. Eventually everyone else just messed up more then she did and she was the last on from her island standing. Luckily thanks to supreme justice, James Wirtanen conquered the island and good defeated not evil, but MOR-ness. 53. Katie Gallagher - Survivor: Palau
Katie never played to win, rather she played for 100,000 dollars to come in 2nd place. She was good at it too. While she rode the coattails of the dominant Koror tribe, she was the crux who would determine who held the power between Gregg Carey and Thomas Westman. However instead of changing things up and making the final days interesting, she just let it be and would gladly lose to Ian in the final 2. You'd have to be a pretty damn bad goat to have someone QUIT in order to take you to the final 2. Plus only Coby voted for her and that says something. Also her jokes weren't funny and she was very rude. 52. Trace Adkins - The Apprentice Celebrity Edition
Also in the category of going far without doing much of anything is Trace Adkins. He was the stereotypical cowboy who was good at the tasks which needed little creativity, leadership, and starpower. If a task didn't require those things but just needed a voice over or someone wearing a cowboy hat handing out fliers, he was great! Like other cowboys before him, he took part in a great male alliance so I can't hold that against him but he was just very boring and unnecessary and got way too far. 51. Ryan Quicksall - Big Brother <3: Til Death Do You Part
I won't say he's COMPLETELY useless, since he did bring us Jen Diturno, however after the first 2 weeks he lost everything interesting about him whatsoever. From there out he would just skate by and win a couple of HOHs and make predictable moves to make it to the final 2. Ho hum. 50. Cassandra Franklin - Survivor: Fiji
Although she's good for alffmix posts in the club sandwich thread, Cassandra was a very utr player who didn't bring a lot. Even though she was one of two females in the final 9 of Fiji, we knew nothing about her other then she eats processed coconut from her grocery store. She was essential in the great moto power shift and was a key player there, but she could have been so much more. She earned all her votes at the final 3. |
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ModernDayClyde |
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WOW! You aren't wasting any time with this thread are you Dyke? Glad to see ManBearPig so low.
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Posts: 1002 (07/12/08 7:34 PM) Stranger with benefits
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Yay for Daniele/Ryan being so low.
I think Cassandra was underrated but was still an overall sucky player. |
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Dyke Cruser |
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ya while louie's not even done compiling his list I want to have finished.
49. Jackie Carey - Survivor: UK
The complex strategist that she is, Jackie joins the others who amazingly weren't the first boot. While she had very interesting plans, she was always clearly the Bear to Richard's Fox. Her passion for not working and her attitude towards others turned her tribemates against her but thanks to Richard's overthrowing of his own alliance, she was spared yet again. She was 2nd fiddle to everyone she played against and although I liked her more then Charlotte, it was definitely a well deserved loss. 48. Chad Ferris - Survivor: Sonoran Desert
The ultimate villain, he was such a negative character and was so strategical that most people who watched the show hated him within 5 minutes. Also with his sexuality always in question, Chad's posessive relationships with the girls he was aligned with was creepy. Eventually he got his comeuppance when losing to the greatest FWP player ever to play, Chris, and he got so owned at the finale when Chris didn't even show up for the votes to be read. pwnt. 47. Amanda Kimmel - Survivor: Micronesia - Fans vs Favorites
What can I say about Amanda that hasn't been said already? 46. Neleh Dennis - Survivor Marquesa
AHHH! She's scary looking. Neleh was the "sweetheart" of Marquesas, but her reputation isn't fully accurate I think. While Paschal English was a man of honor who dominated the game very well for a 60 year old, and Kathy was the complex personality responsible for the Rotu overthrow, Neleh just hung in there. Tammy Leitner said it best when she called her out for being content with 6th place. Even though it's some men, like Bobby Jon Drinkard,'s dream to be on a survivor jury, Neleh was trying to play up the innocent mormon role and deservingly lost all her votes on the jury questioning. I can't rate her any higher, soz. 45. Michael "Cowboy" Ellis - Big Brother 5
Poor Cowboy. He's just not very good at anything, including at having a personality. He was a tool, but more importantly a horsemen. BB5's biggest fault was giving him as much as they did and he, like Clay, is a major factor in people's poor opinions of his season. Cowboy gets a bad rap, but never could have been anything more then what he was. I'm also sure he would be CRUSHED knowing his face was replaced by a new banner. |
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ZOMG, Neleh has those vampire fangs.
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Us Kids Know |
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THAT'S CHAD FERRIS?
What the FUCK is Survivor Sonoran Desert??? |
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