I can root for Gemma and Demelza then :)
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Louie77's Ranking of Every Winner Ever!!!! (200-1 are up)
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Posts: 9126 (07/14/08 12:28 AM) Registered user |
I second it.
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Posts: 712 (07/14/08 1:56 AM) |
snalpoacks wrote: I surprisingly watched Wickedly Perfect when it was on too. I think that it came on right after a Big Brother season didn't it? I can't even
remember who any of the people on the show were anymore, but I enjoyed watching it and was hoping that they would have more than one season of it.
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Posts: 8676 (07/14/08 3:23 AM) Registered user |
If you're doing I Love New York then Tailor Made's gotta be dayum high on this list <33
Everyone's favorite cop-out fight. |
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The Purple Parrot |
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Posts: 6271 (07/14/08 9:51 AM) Registered user |
seltzer3 wrote: Oh yeah, they're cool. They were more like Team Erika though because she could have won the show by herself. That season as a whole was TERRIBLE. I can
hardly imagine how terrible it would have been without Erika.
I also noticed a few mistakes on louie's list with rankings and the wrong shows and stuff..... |
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Posts: 15656 (07/14/08 12:30 PM) Registered user |
And on we go
180. Leon Jackson - X-Factor 4 
Leon was nice fodder for the final 3, he kept the fangirls happy and was inoffensive. However going into the finale, he had no shot against the perky and lovable Same Difference and the OTT dramatic opera singer Rhydian. Two of the best acts the show had ever seen. But low and behold, much to everyone's shock, Leon ended up winning the show. Clearly the fangirls power voted and he managed to outdo the two stars of the show. A marginal boy band wannabe had won yet again. Which has always been the case with the show. 179. Sabra - So You Think You Can Dance 3 
Ruh Roh, i'm prepared for a lot of "Louie, you just lost all creibility" with this one. Well i'm sorry dance afficianados, but Sabra was as dull as dishwater. Was she a good technical dancer? Sure, I guess. But she was devoid of all personality, and I don't watch the show for great technical dancing. I watch it for characters OTT personalities and hot girls. All of which Lacey Schwimmer was the epitome of, and her losing (not even just losing but coming in 4th!) was a disgrace. And it's just another example of voters listening to everyhing the judges say without deciding for themselves. 178. Tyler and James - Amazing Race 10 
Druggie Mactors cast by Erika "Boogie" Landin seeeeeeething hatred. I mean really, when they put these two bores on the show, did they ever doubt that they would win easily? Come on now. I wanted to like them at first since they had a somewhat interesting backstory with rehab and such, but they turned out to be as bland as all alpha male teams. They were a pain to watch and made what would have been the worst season anyways, far more horrible. 177. Kelly Perdew - Apprentice 2 
Remember when I used the term "boring as a paperclip" it works here too. Look up boring in the dictionary and you will see Kelly's face. All he did the entire season was talk about his military background, and that somehow made him worthy of winning. The finale in which it was basically a angry mob against Jenbot 1.0, was one of the most disgusting things I had ever seen on reality tv (little did I know what would happen in the finale just 2 seasons later). Now Kelly is probably washing windows at Trump Tower, and that's really all he ever deserved. 176. Dawna - Martha's Apprentice 
Who? you ask, don't worry, I feel the same way. Apparently she won Martha's Apprentice. I frankly don't believe I have ever seen the woman in my life. But i'll give google the benifit of the doubt. Whoever she is, she beat out American Hero Jim Bozzini and the awful witch Bethany, so she must have been doing something right. So good job Dawna, i'm sure you tried real hard. |
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Posts: 167 (07/14/08 1:58 PM) |
179.I'll pretend I never read this entry. And while I'm the LAST person to ever take what the judge's say as 100% valid, I did like Sabra. I can't say I'm surprised that a Lacey fan didn't though 
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The Purple Parrot |
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Posts: 6279 (07/14/08 2:14 PM) Registered user |
Wait, were the druggy models from TAR 9 or 10? I get confused after the family edition because TAR has really just been a disappointment since then.
Ok it's coming back to me. TAR 9 had the hippies. TAR 10 had the druggy models. TAR 11 was All Stars. TAR 12 had the most disappointing winners ever TK & Rachel. Got it. |
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Posts: 374 (07/14/08 3:13 PM) |
Even though I was very happy with Lacey coming in 4th in the final, I was quite surprised Neil beat her.
Yeah, Sabra wuzrobbed. I know you didn't like Sabra, but I didn't realize you disliked her this much. 
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Posts: 3046 (07/14/08 3:20 PM) Registered User |
Kelly definately fits the mold perfectly for the durable and accomplished, but boring as shit, and of course that means he must win reality contestant, a la
Yul and Earl a few years later on Survivor. The only memorable thing I can remember about him the whole season is that one dog washing task where midget Stacy
got fired on when he greatly egagerated (sp?) the number of dogs he washed and Carolyn verbally beat him down. Definately deserved to beat Jenbot, who did
practically nothing all season, but I'll always wonder whether Bradford would have won instead had Trump not made the stupidest firing in the
franchise's history when Bradford was by far the best on his team and Trump fired him just for giving up the exemption.
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Posts: 15657 (07/14/08 3:29 PM) Registered user |
I also consider Bradford to be the stupidest firing in Apprentice history. It really made no sense what Trump fired him for. Bradford was willing to give back
the exemption because he knew that he had worked his tail off in the challenge and could stand on his own merit. He didn't need the exemption. For Trump to
turn that back on him was dispicable, and was clearly just dont for shock value and better ratings.
Bradford could have wiped the floor with anybody that season |
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Posts: 3057 (07/14/08 4:29 PM) Registered User |
Pamela was definately a stupid firing, but Bradford totally outclassed all the women on that team and was certainly a big contender to win the entire thing.
He was far better than Pamela was and got fired not because he did bad on a task, not because he was the worst on his team, but because he had the audacity to
give up a gift given to him by God himself, Trump. Ivana did horrific on that task and deserved to be fired. So did crazy Stacy. Bradford held that
disfunctional team together the first two weeks and they completely collapsed without him, losing every task until Trump came up with that fashion one that was
rigged to stop the girl's losing streak. On a season with a lot of people who just weren't all that good in comparison to the high class of people on
season 1, losing a guy like him right away certainly dealt a big blow to the legitimacy of the process.
Come to think of it, that entire season had some of the worst firings ever. Bradford and Pamela already mentioned, but you also had Stacy gone because her whole team ganged up on her and called her crazy, Elizabeth fired for her military task where she was the only one on the team who didn't want to do the military theme, Andy getting fired because he didn't act like a 5 year old girl like Jen & Sandy did, and then Kevin getting fired because he was too educated, a season after Trump fired Troy because he was not educated enough. What a joke. |
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Posts: 4029 (07/14/08 6:09 PM) Registered user |
louie77 wrote: WHAT?!! Thats fucking bullshit! First of all, Aras apoligized to Terry and admits to his faults and is working on them.SuperJude can attest to the
fact that hes not a mactor,and speculation points heavily in Aras' favor in an Aras vs Cirie showdown
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louie77 wrote: ljlac x 3. I mean, Druggies hate obviously, but no season with BQs and Romberly in it period could be the worst ever. Let alone final 4.
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Posts: 1668 (07/14/08 8:14 PM) |
Drew Daniel seething hate
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Posts: 395 (07/14/08 9:43 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Dorothy Hui and Kathy Griffin ftw!
Mole <3 |
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louie77 |
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Posts: 15663 (07/14/08 9:57 PM) Registered user |
175.
Jaslene - America's Next Top Model 8 
She had the one fierce goth show but aside from that she always looked like a man. And I don't want my top models to resemble a man. She had a "sassy" attitude if you can call it that, but it never really added much to the show and there were always glimpses that she was a bitch who was trying really hard to hide it. One of the most meh antm winners for sure, she isn't even divisive enough to cause debate like Naima 174. Heather - Hell's Kitchen 2 
Unlike Jaslene who was discreet about it, Heather was just a straight up bitch who was awful to everybody and didn't really care. She was Gordon's little pet and beat out the lovable (if not incompatent) Virginia in the finale. One thing I always appreciated was the guy who came in 3rd place calling out Ramsay for having a crush on Heather and that was the only reason she was still there. He may have been a poor loser, but what he said was very true. 173. Bianca Ryan - America's Got Talent 1 
Look, it's a little fat kid who sings Aretha and Whitney type songs in a painful manner who won the first season of America's Got Talent only to be never heard from again and will probably develop a drug problem by the age of 16. Yea, that's all I really got to say about that 172. Josh Blue - Last Comic Standing 4 
Perhaps the most obvious winner ever. Everybody loves a good sob story, and on no show more so than on Last Comic Standing. Josh had Cerebal Palsy. Sad, yes, but does that make him funny and worthy of winning a competition about jokes? Absolutely not. But he did, cause America are a bunch of suckers. He only ever told jokes about his handicap, and as you will see as this list progresses, most of the winners of that show only discuss one thing. 171. Chuck and Caitilyn - Beauty and the Geek 1 
I usually love the Beauty and the Geek winners, and season 1 was the only exception. This is moreso hate towards Chuck, but Caitilyn was uptight and annoying in her own right. Chuck however was a complete joke of a man who took the star of the show Richard, and tore him down at every oppurtunity. Chuck took everything way too seriously and any fun that Richard tried to have was always quelled in a barrage of insults from Chuck. What was great about this though was that it only fueled Richard's fire and he would just become more OTT to bug Chuckaroo. If in the end Richard and Mindy won, my opinion of Chuck wouldn't be nearly as bad. However the fact that in the end the good guy didn't win and the jerks took home the money, puts him right up there as the worst reality contestants of all time. |
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Posts: 4378 (07/14/08 10:04 PM) |
Chuck is probably my most hated reality tv contestant of all time.
Also, that Hell's Kitchen guy said that Gordon had a hard on for Virginia, not Heather. Which was true. <3 Heather was an awful boring cunt though. |
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Posts: 723 (07/14/08 10:16 PM) |
Cha Cha Diva <3. I think that she was like the female version of Christian Siriano. Wait....the other female version.
I have some major hatred for Chuck. And I hated the way that Caitilyn pronounced her name. It's like she thought that she was better than everyone else because she pronounced her name differently than it was spelled. I am not even going to go into the Sabra situation as it physically pains me to see her this low on the list.
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Posts: 8687 (07/14/08 10:20 PM) Registered user |
SABRA <33 Agreed with ZL. The HK guy said Gordon had a crush on Virginia, not Heather. I typically don't like the 'obvious winners' that are pegged to win five minutes in the first episode, but Heather is lurve. |
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