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Osten Carty, I haven't watched the finale yet but have been informed that all the past winners are there. So we are gonna have to figure out a way to avoid you seeing that part when we watch. Anywayyys






120.

Jamie - Superstar USA




If you don't remember Superstar USA, it was where they took the worst singers they could find and led them to believe they were amazing in a American Idol type environment. It was a genius idea, however the show ended up being very lackluster. Jamie was your token blonde, Britney Spears wannabe who thought she was the next pop princess. She had a awful voice however and could not realize it. My main problem with her winning was her reaction upon it being revealed that it was all a hoax and she was awful. She was just like "Oh ok, whatevz. At least I won". The whole season built up to that dramatic moment and there was no payoff whatsoever.






119.

Ali - Biggest Loser 5




Ali holds the distinction of being the first, and only thus far, female winner of the Biggest Loser in the United States. Which is a pretty big deal in terms of reality tv accomplishments, considering how much men dominate this show. This season everyone came in as a couple, Ali was paired with her mom and they were booted earlier in the season. However in a outcast twist, Ali was able to come back and she managed to dismantle a entire alliance that had gotten to the end together and pull off the victory. It was quite impressive, her personality was rather meh (her mom was laffos though) and out of the entire group she would have probably been one of the last women I would have chosen to win. But all and all it was a good thing for the series.







118.

Lisa - Big Brother 3




Ruh Ruh, I expect a lot of LYLJAC for this one, but I think most of you know my feelings on Lisa Donahue. She had Amber syndrome in which she liked other people to do the work for her. Originally it was Eric who she hung on to for dear life. When he was gone she immediately jumped right on with Danielle and was her puppet until the final 3 when she had to start fighting. Two things to back this up, 1 the fact she didn't even know that Danielle and Jason had a alliance. You have to be blind to not see that and it proved she was incompetent by herself. Secondly how Danielle would tell her words of encouragement like "Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open" and then she'd make some dramatic statemkent and say the same exact thing to someone else. She was a awful player who got lucky at the end. And sorry kids, she aint all that hot either.








117.

Vivica - House of Dreams


No picture for this one since I don't think anybody watched it but me. It was about a group building a house and they voted each other off each week until only one was left and claimed the House of Dreams. It was actually a pretty awesome show with a lot of strategy and conflict. The winner however was a very quiet, under the radar woman, who is only ranked this high for one reason. She was a juggler in a circus. That is all kinds of awesome, but while everyone else had very noble reasons for wanting to win the house. From giving it to their parents, or having a house for their children, Vivica wanted to use the house as a retreat for fellow circus performers! And she won! A season dedicated to deciding who needed the house most, and in essence, a clown won. Awesomeness






116.

Steven - The Mole 1




Steven was a dtective so he had a advanatge to begin with. I mean, that's basically what detectives do, they figure out mysteries. And much like most detectives, Steven was thorough, calm, calculating, smart and not good entertainment. I mean you can respect the game he played, cause he played a great one. But it was clear the guy was devoid of all personality, or was just completely shutting it off in order to be better at the game. His coalition with Jim helped him a lot, in that Jim came up wit hthe idea to put all the blame on each other to get people executed. And it worked wonders, till it was down to just the two of them. And then unfortunately, Jim lost out...which was a real shame cause he was tres c.olorful and would have been a greta winner.

115.

Grady Brewer - Contender 2




Quite honestly, The Contender hasn't been any good since it left NBC for a cable network. The first season was epic, but the rest not so much. However the second season did have a pretty good winner in Grady Brewer. Mainly cause the guy he was up against in the championship match was the heavy favorite to win all season long. Nobody thought Grady, the tire salesman from a small town, had any chance. But much to my delight, Grady took the guy to school and ended up winning the show. Also Grady was colorful cause his whole family was white, which made me laffo.







114.

Eric - Biggest Loser 3




Perhaps the biggest +%#%% in Biggest Loser history, Eric looked like a completely different guy when the show was over. Season 3 was interesting in the fact that it started out with 50 contestants, 1 for each of the 50 states. A very unique idea in itself which i'd like to be used in other reality shows. Eric was representing New York, my home state. And despite the fact that I hate it, that at least gave me some reason to cheer him on. Plus he owned a deli, and who doesn't love a good New York deli sammich? Well Eric sure didn't anyways (lolololololol fat joke). Anyways, Eric went on the show to lose weight so he could see his kids grow up and all that...and he did just that...beating out some flaming queen from Florida in the process. He held the record for most weight ever lost on the show till the second place guy Roger surpassed him this season. But he will still always be remembered.







113.




Uchenna & Joyce - Amazing Race 7


Black couples do well on Amazing Race, it's just a fact. Uchenne and Joyce were the second of which to do so. They were cast in the same mold as Chip and Kim, they were hardly as entertaining but they still won. And the fact that they beat Romber made it all the more enjoyable. Uchenna and Joyce had a few interesting subplots to their racing story, the fact they worked for Enron was one, the fact thay couldn't have kids was another. But no doubt their biggest storyline came at a fast forward where they had to shave their heads....and Joyce did it! I honestly can't think of many women who would have been willing to do that, but she did and they won the race because of it. They were the only winners invited back for All Stars as well, which I didn't understand, but it was the case.










112.

Ben - Pirate Master




Winner of Survivor: Pirate Master....Ben Fagan. Once again fitting in with the generic white guys who win the first seasons of shows. I never liked Ben much, I don't like the type of players who sit back and let their alliance do all the dirty work while they act like they are really nice and have nothing to do with it. Own up to your evilness. Ben never did and outlasted everybody in his group because of it. A few positives were that he was in a rock band despite looking like the least rockish person in history. And the fact that he had a really strange accent which lightened the mood on the ship. But aside from that, he was the obvious winner from the jump and not very memorable. Especially considering the whole show never made it to tv.








111.

Carridee - America's Next Top Model 7




I always kind of felt like I should like Carridee more than I do. I mean she was zany, wacky, had completely random meltdowns and kind of looked like Christa Hilda Hastie. All things that I enjoy but. But I guess cause there were so many other people that I liked on season 7 (Melrose, Amanda, Brooke, AJ) that there just wasn't any room for her. And because I was such a huge Melrose fan, no way was I rooting for her more well liked arch-nemesis. Though Carridee did have some great moments, mainly telling off that pompous smug prick Nigel Barker. And secondly her runway performance which she completely overacted and was laffos <3. So although I think Melrose was robbed, the winner didn't end up too horrible. I mean it could have been Eugena :shudder